or: EPISODE 6 // Where Tati Supercalifragilisticexpialidociouses Tony to New Heights
In our previous episode, Tati was about to interrogate (torture) the mysterious man in black when he got wiped out by a falling meteorite. Emergency services began to arrive on the scene, so Tati and Tony felt it best to make their getaway…
“Erm, Tati, we should get the hell out of here, don’t you think?”
Tony tugged at Tati’s elbow. She yanked it away, more than a little irritated.
“Hey! What gives you the right to paw at me, you old pervert?”
Tony eyed her in a mixture of apology and wild-eyed fear.
“You can hold my hand, okay?” she said, her frown softening to a look of concern. “Let’s get out of here!”
Tony grabbed her whole arm again. “Let’s!”
Tati poked at Tony’s ribs with a huge, colourful umbrella. Tony winced, reeling in surprise. Where the hell had she suddenly pulled that from? It wasn’t anywhere a moment ago!
“Is that a…” Tony blinked dramatically. “Is that a fucking umbrella? You do realise it’s not about to rain, don’t you?”
Tati hoisted it, pointing the tip at the clear blue sky. “It’s a fucking whatchamacallit!”
“Huh? Could you stop saying words that I can’t comprehend?”
“Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”
“Jesus.”
Tati grimaced at him. “Your Messiah won’t save you, but I will. Grab tight!”
Tony glommed onto Tati like a vice. “Does that make you my ‘Missiah?'” He grinned like an idiot at his own stupid joke.
“Do you want to fall?” Tati asked with a hint of menace in her voice.
“Wha—?!” Tony shook his head in panic. “No. Of course not!”
“Then hold on!” Tati jabbed at the sky for emphasis. “Less words. More action!”
And with that, her umbrella popped open with a puff of air, and they shot off into the sky like a bottle rocket. Tony screamed as he tightened his grip. He hadn’t expected their lift off to be so… well, sudden!
“Shit!” squeaked Tati.
Tony blinked. That’s all he seemed to be doing lately. “What?”
“Suitcases!” Tati looked angry. “Did you bring your fucking baggage?”
Tony refused to look down as he was scared of heights—but he knew the suitcases were still scattered around the lip of the crater. Tati looked down, and her scowl deepened.
“Do you really need your suitcases?” Then before Tony could muster an answer, she added, “Never mind. It’s too late now anyway.”
Tati was right. The ambulance, police and fire service had arrived on the scene. People in various uniforms were already striding about with purposeful resolve, pointing at things, crossing things off lists, and getting shit done. And yet, Tony had to whine, “But I need them!”
“Why?” Tati pretended that her question was dictated by common sense, not curiosity. Tony gave her his best, saintly, longsuffering ‘martyr’ look. She rolled her eyes, but he wouldn’t let up.
“All my good underwear’s in there!”
Tati found it difficult to imagine Tony wearing undergarments. The thought made her giggle. “Nice try, you silly boy.” She lightly kissed the top of his head. “Do you have other options? You’re going to need them.”
Tony realised that the reason was going to have to be more serious than the one he’d offered. Otherwise, this nasty girl with fake face fungus was never going to agree to return and get his suitcases back. Tati could be quite difficult to sway once her mind was made up.
He thought a little bit, and then said, “Well, I suppose I can tell you, but it’s a big secret. The reason I want to go back for my suitcases is…”
Catch other episodes in this series:
THE PILOT // Where Tati Makes Tony Blush
EPISODE 2 // Where Tati Makes Tony Choke
EPISODE 3 // Where Tati Gives Tony a Fungus Face
EPISODE 4 // Where Tati Rescues Tony’s Suitcase
EPISODE 5 // Where Tati Grabs Tony’s Shirt
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2018
Is there going to be a hardcover/paperback edition of this? I would like to purchase one and set it to fire.
Also, hamster porn?
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Hee hee hee. We’ll help you with that fire! Oh, and hamster porn would be very cute, I’m thinking. 😛
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I smiled through this whole reading. I have quite the clear picture of Tony but Tati is still an enigma to me. 🙂
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She’s certainly that, J. Mysterious and secretive! 😛
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You are out there but Tati she hides behind the curtain. Maybe she needs to come out and play with the wraith.😂😂😂😂😂
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Ooh! I’ve just worked it out… Perhaps Tati has her own wraith super power too! 😮
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Lmfao…..only if she attended Jay’s Wraith school…..
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I’m signing up now. Ha ha! 😛
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Is this your contribution to the new Mary Poppins? Brilliant!
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Ooh! It could be! Ha ha! 😛
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Then start singing…
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Ooooohh a writing blog sweet!! Thanks for the like, have a great day!!
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Thanks for visiting! 🙂
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I want to see a picture of Tati with a fake mustache.
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Ha! Now that would be a funny sight! “It’s-a-me, Tatio!” 😉
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Who knew Tati was so much like Mary Poppins! Can’t wait to see what happens next 🙂
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She is pretty magical! She’ll be flying with a clothes iron next! (Maybe.) 😛
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Hilarious.
You guys are too effing funny xxx
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Ha ha! Very pleased to hear it too! We take a bow to your kind words! 😀
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Oh I’m giving you a standing ovation too while dropping me popcorn all over the floor lol
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Spill as much popcorn as you like. We don’t mind! The ovation is more than worth it! 😛
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