Hocus-Pocus Lotus Locos 2: Petrarchan Sonnets PART 3 ~ The ‘Down The Rabbit Hole’ collaboration

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“Angels fly as fools die! Aiiii!” she bellowed as her clothes caught hold
on a stick in the mud, sticking out a hole in the wall, breaking her fall.
“I order you pull me off from fucking hook!” came her command while
face to hat, hanging upside-down by undergarments — “Why petticoat
princess? No, I love your unholy pantalooned look!” the Bastard spoke.
“Mat’ tvoyu za nogu! (Grab your mother at her leg!) V rot tebe parokhod!
(Shove a steamboat into your mouth!)” and the Slavic for “You’re a bald-
coot slimeball!” (Ty pleshivyy urod!) the Black-Crowned Yew-Crane crowed.

Bastion’s confused expression, and crooked hat, however, quickly caused
Petra to lose her shit, and laugh her ass off, before saying, “Baiyan cat,
you can eat Petra” which confused the poor bastard more, so he coughed
awkwardly, thinking she meant her pussy, which oddly enough, she did as
her predicament was briefly forgotten, but still furious, regained her cross
posture, and let fly the beautiful curses, hushing Bastion’s ballsy sarcasm.

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & RY HAKARI
© All rights reserved 2015

12 thoughts on “Hocus-Pocus Lotus Locos 2: Petrarchan Sonnets PART 3 ~ The ‘Down The Rabbit Hole’ collaboration”

  1. My dearest Tia,

    I have lingered in the words of Hocus-Pocus Lotus Locos this afternoon, quenching my thirst for your artistry… and although my hunger has stirred desires that must be satisfied before my mind wanders beyond reality… I was denied a piece of the sweet pie you have hidden from my mouth. I tried to endure the tease of a simple click to receive my piece of pie while continuing to read of such locos… When I found that I was forbidden to slide deeper into the rabbit hole as well…. You must know of my unhappiness as none of my desires to continue my explorations of your talent have been fulfilled. Please… I beg of you… tell me what I must do to share in the delights of your sweet, sweet pie and to slide myself into the rabbit hole, for I am but a pilgrim searching for magic and mystery within the labyrinth of your mind…
    Yes, Tia… I am full of it….
    Hope your weekend is filled with many sweet things and explorations of the unknown…

    Your Michael

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    • Aww… Michael… I’m so, so sorry! 😦

      Omnia fluunt, omnia mutantur. Recently Ry decided to close his blog and I wasn’t allowed too. Unfortunately, Ry and I don’t work together more.
      A piece of the sweet pie is a short video that Ry and I made for this poem. We made something like a naughty performance about Bastion and Petra 😛
      I guess that I still keep this video on my HD (I should check though) but I don’t think that I have a right to share this video without Ry’s permission…

      I’m sorry that you don’t get your dessert. May I offer you something different from our menu? 😛
      https://unbolt.wordpress.com/category/collaborations/the-odd-days-life-of-elatha-jarlath-mcghille/

      Thank you very much for your stunning feedback.
      Always yours, Tia ❤

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    • Oh, Lorien… I’m happy that you fell into my deep wicked well… You’re welcome! Welcome to the hell… Oops! My poor English…
      Welcome to the well ❤

      Thank you for compliments!! Awwww…
      You made my night!

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  4. I feel like this was over too quick! It’s neat to see the chaos kinda change from piece to piece, yet still remain just as crazy. I’ll have to read them again to really figure out all the hidden gems. Great stuff, the both of you!

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