of course, now I should put a sexy picture above
and earn an additional ‘like’ below
of course, now you should think, “WOW… a sexy chick!”
associate me with a provocative illustration
and make such a sought-after click
of course… but I’m a total ditz and always trip outside the mainstream
I don’t want to lie to you, my Reader
I’m run-of-the-mill. I’m tedious. I’m dim
so, let me step away from others’ enchanting masks and wiles
and just do what I can… try to seduce you with my candid poetry style
by TETIANA ALEKSINA
© All rights reserved 2015
unbolt me 
I didn’t think anyone else could get more honest than me! You’re a ditz but you still managed this post! Ditz-poet!! Haha…
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LOL 😛
Thank you, Dinie! A ditz… what a lovely compliment ❤
I adore honest people! Please, make yourself at home and tell me all bitter truth about my ditz-poetry 😛
You're very welcome!
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Hahaha.. I liked your site.. So when you were calling yourself a ditz,I came up with ditz-poet.. It seemed apt.. Lol! Keep writing!
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Awwww… ❤ Thank you, Dinie!
And I like yours 😛
I'll keep… I promise… A lot of ditz-poetry and irresponsible prose from me! LOL… Have a great weekend!
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Hahaha… Enjoy your weekend too!!
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Accents only add to what makes a person interesting! Accents make a conversation way more exciting and make a language multifarious. 😀
I cannot stress enough how much I have missed your twisted brilliance and all those incredible expressions you use. With you it’s quite advisable to always have a dictionary within reach! 😀
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OMG… Thank you ❤
Oh, why do I feel so comfortable around you?
Tati… stay calm!
Tati… don't dare to fall in love!
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Gladly!
Hehe, I’m simply a lovable guy! 😛
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LOL 😛
Yes, you’re! Such a lovable guy ❤
(awww… can you whisper your name into my ear? I promise that I'll not share this secret information)
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The one you’re calling prospermind,
shall not reveal himself so easily,
the name of this creature shall be hard to find,
so his true identity remains a mystery.
Oh, don’t be sad my precious friend,
he treasures his name like a glinting gem,
now this rhyme has to end,
but he won’t leave you clueless and dumb,
the creatures name begins with a “M”,
and now the guessing begins, have fun! 😉
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OMG…
It looks like I’m going to spend some sleepless nights with reference books under my pillow 😛
OK, OK, no problem, you deserve this! It’s not too many, by the way…
221 männliche Vornamen mit M…
Such a trifle! Let’s go! Hmmm… Marcel?
(Haven’t I told you before how awesome you’re? No? Oh… my bad! Sorry! You’re awesome!) ❤
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Hahaha, oh right. I remember you know a little German. 🙂
221? Well, that’s even more fascinating then: When I wrote this and included the first letter of my name in this little rhyme above I thought of what name you would guess first.. and now guess what?! I thought you would guess the name Marcel! Spooky! 😉
Me? Awesome? Well, if I’m awesome you must be super awesome! (haha how lame was that?!) 😀
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Oh, and it’s not Marcel btw! 😛
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WOW! YAY! A game isn’t over 😛
Oh… it’s really spooky! Well… My first thought was ‘Marten’. The second idea was ‘Michael’… why did I write ‘Marcel’? LOL! I don’t know 😛
OK. My next attempt.
I make a step back and give a chance for Marten/Martin ❤
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Nope, but I don’t want to be mean and I feel like it would be mean not to let you know, that you’ve at least already got the first two letters right. 😛
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Oh… that’s a deal!
A circle becomes more narrow, my dearest… hmm… Marcus/Markus 😛
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Oh… may be not Marcus/Markus
Because it would be the first three letters right!
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Hehe, the first two are right, the rest however completely wrong. 😀
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Maximilian, may I ask you about friendly help? 😛
I have a short letter in German and I want to ask you to check it… if it looks good for native German speakers. I have an English version of it also (if something in this translation is unclear.)
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of course!!! I’m glad to be of any help to you! 🙂
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Aand unfortunately Maximilian isn’t correct! 😀
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YAY! Thank you!
Can I use your email address which appears near your comments?
(Not Maximilian?! WOW! I’m happy! How exciting! Show must go on) 😛
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Yes, that’s the one you can use.
Do you need an answer right away or can I read through your letter tomorrow? 🙂
Hehehe.
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Oh, no, please, take your time ❤
(I'll send my letter during an hour)
Thank you again!
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I’d have an answer for you by tomorrow afternoon, I’ve got my Chinese oral exam in the morning. 😉
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Oi… Hals- und Beinbruch! 😛
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Haha Danke! I’ll definitely be breaking something, but I think it’s going to be my neck! 😀
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Oh, dear me… you have such a cool name, Malcom 😛
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“Outside the mainstream”…me like 🙂
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Thank you, my dear Miss Bug ❤
Oh… you know, you're a very welcomed bug on my blog!
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🙂
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I like your take in the power of words alone. To each its own 😀
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Thank you very much, Dajena!
Yes, I love words… they’re my meccano… the building blocks for my make-believe world.
My best wishes,
your non-pictorial Unbolt ❤
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whether you use words or pictures, you are always a pictorial creative being 😀
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Thank you, Dajena! ❤ ❤ ❤
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Unbolted beauty abounds
in lines of Miss. Terry.
😉
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Oh, wow… there’s fab Mr.Jack-of-all-trades here!
Well, not Jack… Joseph! 😛
What a lovely comment…
My heart made an extra ‘boom’! Thank you ❤
Your Miss Happy-Smile
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Consider me seduced – wickedly funny xx
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Hee hee… I’ll consider you… with a huge pleasure!
Thank you 😛
(ticking off in her personal organizer ‘Chris is seduced’)
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You are a wild one….
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AhRRR!! Well… I’m wild… sometimes 😛
It’s only because of the rising moon and my admiration of you ❤
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The moon – responsible for so much….
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It’s so very true, Chris ❤
By the way… I have a friend who lives according to the moon phases calendar. He's, of course, a bit cuckoo (though he considers it's me a dippy person) but he's a really successful guy. Magic of the Moon…
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Crazy miss x
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Oh… you know how to flatter me, Chris 😛
Please, have a great crazy weekend!
My warmest wishes for you and Mark ❤
Your Crazy Miss
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Smile! You’re on Candid Camera!
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Oi! No… NO!! 😯
Hey, you! Yes, you, hellish paparazzi!
This shot shouldn’t leak into the internet!
Well… how much? I buy up your memory card!!
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Who could ever mislike a woman of such brilliance like you?!
This may be the aftermath of your seductive spell talking, but am I right or am I fucking right?! 🙂
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Oi! No… it’s all about my nasty accent 😛
I just have some problems with [ði:]…
WOWOWOW! Oh, hell… How I missed you, mister potty mouth!
I fucking missed you!!
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