Slashing Through The Snow
With A One Horse Open Slay.
Over Feels We Go,
Laughing All The Way.
That Horse Is Mean And Rank,
Setting Spirits Alight.
What Fun It Is To Kill And String
Her Up By The Toes Tonight, Hey!
Tingly Hell, Jingly Hell,
Dingle All The Way!
Oh, What Fun It Is To Ride
In A One Horse Open Slay, Hey!
Tingly Hell, Jingly Hell,
Dingle All The Way!
Oh, What Fun It Is To Ride
In A One Horse Open Slay!
A Day Or Two Ago,
I Thought I’d Take A Ride.
And Soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was Found On The Hillside.
She Was So Lean And Lank.
Misfortune Seemed Her Draw.
She Stuck Out Like A Plank,
Knee-Deep In Frosty Snow, Hey!
Tingly Hell, Jingly Hell,
Dingle All The Way!
Oh, What Fun It Is To Ride
In A One Horse Open Slay, Hey!
Tingly Hell, Jingly Hell,
A Merry Holiday!
Miss Bright Is White Like A Virgin Bride;
A Dream For Every Fiancé!
A Day Or Two Ago,
A Story I Did Tell,
To Get You In The Snow
And On Your Back Be Felled.
So Then When I Rode By
In My One Horse Open Slay,
I Laughed Up Sprawling Lies
Then Made My Get Away, Hey!
Oh, Singey Hell, Jingly Hell,
Dingle All The Way!
Oh What Fun It Is To Ride
In A One Horse Open Slay, Hey!
Dingy Hell, Batman Smells,
A Blood Soaked Holiday!
I’m Finally Free With My Horsey,
My Murder Weapon Slay!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2015
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Interesting, macabre and funny alternative version of that beloved traditional Xmas song. A literary divertimento. Well done!
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Thanks, Marta! It was a lot of fun to write with Tati on this. It’s even more fun to sing it though. Try it! 😉
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Reblogged this on wwwpalfitness.
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Thank you, sir. That’s very cool of you! 🙂
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You’re very welcome:)
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Very wrong hahaha
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Oh, we certainly hope so! 😛
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Wonderfully macabre! Very inspiring!
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I love that you find our sense of the macabre inspiring, Sue. That is awesome! Thank you! 🙂
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Happy Holidays XD
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You too, Yves! Just have fun with it, eh? WOOT! 😀
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Christmas is exhausting lol
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Oh, I can attest to that, Yves. Ha ha ha! 😛
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This is so weirdly funny and wrong… Yet creative 😛 Loved it!
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We’re so glad you were able to take it in the spirit that was intended! Big phews from Tati and I right now! 😛
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Merry Christmas! 🙂
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Merry Christmas, Sanghamitra! 😀
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That really made my day. What an ambitious twist on a holiday classic. I think I’ll share this with the rest of the world.
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How kind! Thanks so much for this! 😀
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You’re welcome, though I can’t say this would be go well with the purists!
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That’s a good point. Perhaps we can just hide when they come along and happen to see it… 😛
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You guys are way too warm and fuzzy! I think more of an edge is needed…:o) Giggling like naughty school children is a sign of creativity – at least that’s what I tell myself. Cheers!
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Thank you, Nugget! Yes, we probably could have pushed this further for sure, but we weren’t really certain of what we’d get away with. Now, it seems, we might have actually got away with murder! 😛
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It’s important to know the boundaries. And it sure seems like you have fun. Carry on carrying on.
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Thanks, Nugget. We fully intend to! 😀
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I don’t think I’ll be able to think of that song the same way again.
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That was the aim. I’m glad we’ve been successful in that! 😉
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