Isn’t the internet mostly porn, lolcats and spam? I like only one of those things. Tati likes the other. We agree that spam is the worst.
Still, I kinda feel left out when I don’t get spam in my inbox. It’s a bit like passing a street hawker. Sure, you don’t want them to accost you but you also feel slighted when they choose to target someone else. It’s a good thing I’m not the same about cancer.
So, anyway, here’s more spam we’ve received. You can read it along with our responses below. And remember to chew with your mouths closed. You’re not cattle after all!
Spores can be transported through windows, entryways, or even by joining themselves to dress all things considered.
– zwacfqjsznx
Oh my glob! Really?! I’ve got an old gran who’s completely covered in spores that I’ve been trying to move out of my living room for quite some time now. I had no idea that windows and other such mystical wall orifices could be used for this purpose. (Put your favourite dress on, gran. It’s time to blow this joint!)
– The Not Terribly Good At It Blue Rinse Carers League
Excellent site. Lots of useful information here. Iˇm sending it to several pals ans also sharing in delicious. And certainly, thank you to your sweat!
– ******
Yeah, I’m not your personal salt lick, dude. Who are you? The spam artist formally known as Cat?
– The I Don’t Do Epicurean Feline Orgies League
Hi my family member! I want to say that this post is awesome, great written and include approximately all vital infos. Iˇd like to peer extra posts like this.
– cuyeout
Is that you, Dad?
– The I Think My Parents Are Spying On Me League
As I website possessor I believe the content matter here is rattling excellent , appreciate it for your hard work. You should keep it up forever! Good Luck.
– fkmqoi
Shit. Now we need a fucking exorcist.
– The Unbolt This Poltergeist Before It Unbolts Us League
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Hee hee hee! 😛
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I Don’t Do Epicurean Feline Orgies – is this really spam??! What a fantastic title!
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Oh no. That part is our response to the spam. 😉 Glad you enjoyed it! 😛
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I’d like to think that all these comments are sent by Spam obsessed Vikings in an Internet cafe somewhere.
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It’s a warming thought that there could be a group of gainfully employed old-world Vikings in this day and age, isn’t it? 😛
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The I Don’t Do Epicurean Feline Orgies League – liking that the most.
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Took me AGES to think of that one, so I’m mighty pleased that someone liked it! 😛
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I think Spam is delicious but then I’m of the generation that first used it. It’s OK cold but super fried in batter. Perhaps that is what we should always do with it!
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I used to eat a lot of Spam, but then one day I suddenly went off it and now I can no longer stomach it. Kinda weird how that happens! And I had no idea that it’s been around for quite a while. Shows how ignorant I am of such things, Julie. Breathtakingly so! 😛
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You get spam about fashion-conscious spores? I’m jealous!
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Yeah, we’re so lucky! Marie Claire must be so jealous. 😛
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I found one that’s 2000 words long and seems to be tens of spam comments merged together! :-O
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Good lord. It’s FRANKENSPAM! Be very very careful, AM. I’d go in with a whip and chair if I were you… 😛
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laugh out fucking loud /// i just delete my spam !… but this is soooo much more satisfying … (you know i’ll be checking that spam box, like, everyday now 😉
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You totally should! You never know what gems you might find! (Yup. Even spam can be like a gem. Hee hee!) 😛
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I shall in future! 😉
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My spam seems so dull in comparison 🙂
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Hee hee hee! Then let us entertain you with ours, Beth! 😛
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Hey, this is fun, think I’m gonna turn my spam filter off …
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Yeah! Live dangerously, I say! 😛
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