1 “Is this is your doing, Ze’ev? Don’t lie to me. I know your modus operandi!”
2 Zipporah throws a walnut on the table and slams it with the dildo. Bang! 3 The walnut spins out of control and takes off like a shot. It smacks against the wall beside poor Ze’ev. 4 He shrinks, taking a step back. Why is he always having to deal with this crazy family?
5 Not so long ago the weak-willed Moses was here paying for his weird order (muttering something about how a burning bush compelled him to do it), and now that same order is being brandished by his furious wifey. 6 Ze’ev is beginning to wish he’d never made the cursed thing.
7 “You love making pestles, don’t you? Be so kind as to make a mortar as well!”
8 Ze’ev doesn’t quite know how to react. What does she mean by this cryptic remark? 9 Is he ever safe with this mad woman around? It’s doubtful. 10 He nervously rubs one elbow, gesturing at the offending dildo with his free hand. His mouth is moving but no sound will come.
11 “Well, should I refresh your memory, or can you do it without me lifting my hem?”
12 Zipporah stands there, her arms akimbo, waiting for him to say or do something. Then it dawns on him. 13 She wants him to make a… 14 Oh. 15 My. 16 God. 17 When Zipporah sees the shocked look on Ze’ev’s face, she turns and leaves the workshop. She’s quite satisfied with the response.
18 I think that went very well.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016
unbolt me 
It’s better than a burning Bush
If you get my drift
God didn’t make little green apples
Just red rubber balls
With long strings and a paddle at the end
Wack a doodle
Shit and giggles
Beat the book
And shut the door
The provoker
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Hee hee hee! 😉
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I read this as a stand-alone story and it kicked my ass off. Granted, I had to read it three times before I was able to fill in all the blanks but still…
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Fred, I’m very pleased to read this. It’s such a relief to know that this story can be read as a whole or in its distinct parts. Thanks so much for telling us! 😀
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😂👍
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Ha ha! indeed it did – 🙂
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Something tells me that Zipporah always gets what she wants. 😛
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Mind blown. A dildo as a central character lol
Liking the craziness of these.
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Oh my god! Where will the dildo turn up next? Ha ha ha! 😛
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hopefully nowhere near me! ha ha
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That would be most unpleasant, I’m guessing! 😛
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Lol
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yup. I don’t do plastic -unless it’s in my purse ha ha¬
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Ooh! A credit card warrior, are we? 😛
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Ha ha! well. I’m actually good with money but that is only because I have learned my lesson the hard way -snip snip! ha ha!
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She should have gone to Ann Summers. 😊
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There might have been more to choose from at least. 😛
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I’m taking the 5th 😄
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