In 1937, long before either of us existed, spam was born. That predates the internet, kids. The freakin’ INTERNET! And instead of reading spam, people would eat it. The horror!
Still, that’s not as bad as what took place in 1965. Somewhere in a movie studio in Japan, a can of refrigerated spam was hit by a downed Soviet bomber, setting off a nuclear explosion which in turn caused Spamera to be born.
Spamera didn’t have an easy time growing up. He was both a bully and the bullied. Any time he used his immense turtle shell to crush his enemies, it only served to sink him into a deeper depression. He was a pacifist by nature but everyone wanted him to be mean because he looked mean. Talk about messed up!
It’s much like the spam that clogs our inbox on a daily basis. Messed up! Still, we try to be civil and answer it all. Well, sometimes we’re not so civil…
It is the best time to make some plans for the long run and it is time to be happy. I have learn this submit and if I may I wish to suggest you few fascinating issues or advice. Perhaps you could write subsequent articles referring to this article. I wish to read even more things about it!
– Kiersten
Of course, Kiersten! We’re renowned experts in the field of ‘how to be happy for the really long run’. Unfortunately, the funeral guys took our pen and diary away. So we died. Damn.
– So Freaking Over the Moon League
I have not checked in here for some time since I thought it was getting boring, but the last few posts are good quality so I guess I will add you back to my daily bloglist. You deserve it friend 🙂
– ydxsnsx
God. We’re so relieved. We were on the verge of shutting the blog down! Hell, we would’ve faded away to nothing had you decided not to come back and grace us with your magnificent magnanimosity of magisterial proportions. Truly, you are a king/queen/thing among… erm, other things!
– Your Groveling Sycophants of Pathetic Needy-Weediness League
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– ttkdqqlx
Yet how strangely cluttered your sentences and username are. Erm. Is that you, Tati?! Is there something you need to tell me? Am I taking up too much space here?
– The Something Something Fill-it-up-With-Anything League
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– AshleighSecc
Oh my god. For a moment there I read this as ‘Fellatio’s tips’.
– The Just Putting That Out There League
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Haha I’m actually late but… it’s me XD. Readed this ’cause the college… but how ’bout this: “I caught this feeling. just a little time, like a hangover. Growing out, like I threw it up all of the last night” and ya, I’m fucking drunk I’m sorry. 😦 lol
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Hee hee hee! Hey, at least you’re happy drunk, am I right? 😛
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SPAM (the canned meat variety) was often know here in the UK as “Something Posing As Meat”. Personally I like deep-fried battered Spam. Extremely unhealthy!!
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You’re a brave man to be eating that stuff at all. Hee hee! Thanks for reading us, eh? 😀
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Lol love it, mmm fried spam on toast with HP brown sauce 😉
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You make it sound quite inviting, Neil! 😛
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The last ‘post’ Fel… made me laugh. I’m guilty of reading things in a funny way myself.
Thank you for making me feel not alone)))
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Hee hee! I’m pretty sure we’ve all read certain things in certain ways before. Perhaps it’s just that not many of us are willing to admit it. 😛
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Funny to read this post. I just came to your blog because you just liked my latest post and I thought “okay, this guy is a bot, or fake, or both, he has so many followers no way he cared about what I wrote”. Funny world… Good writing though.
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Aw, thank you! And we completely understand you on the bot thing. We get those too! 🙂
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