tony:
my name is easy to say
a toe and knee mashed together
in unholy letterimony
tati:
your name is a greasy splay
ass rubbed over ground and heather
an abstruse errormony
tony:
fine, i’ll sound out yours instead
a tat and eye fronting anna
let this be my proud zestimony
crowd:
tati clears her aural drumhead
making sure there’s no banana
her sight bodes ill for testytony
tati (thinking):
gosh, why’s it often this way
when i teach tony ukrainian?
so sick of paying fallimony!
tony (thinking):
damn it all, my dwindling cred!
perhaps i’ll gift this geranium
as fond proof of our palimony?
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2017
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“a toe and knee mashed together” Original and fun!
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Hee hee! Yup, it really was fun! 🙂
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Absolutely hilarious!!! 😘😘😘💋
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Hee hee hee! 😛
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Wonderful wordplay, humorous, original, creative… What more can I say? Love you guys.
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And we love having you here. Thank you so much for your kind words. They warm us! 😀
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Hahaha nice
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Thanks, Mika! 😀
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I like this, in an awkward way. Suffering from word distortion–or prosiphony.
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We’re so glad you enjoyed this nonetheless, Kirizar. Thanks for visiting with us! 🙂
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I read it aloud and loved the rhythm. You could jump rope to it! Much better than Anna Banana Fanna etc… Seriously, this was fine and fun.
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Tati, let’s break out the rope. We’ve just been given an excellent suggestion! Thanks, Rae! 😛
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This makes me think of my brother. He like to draw pictures of toes and knees instead of writing his name. Very clever!
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Ha ha! That’s very cool! May I ask what made him decide to focus on toes and knees? 😛
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Hi name is Tony too. He draws a knee with an arrow pointed to it, and then a toe with an arrow pointed to it. It’s how he signs birthday cards, etc.
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Love it! Wouldn’t it be so cool if we could sign official documents that way? It’d make the world a more lighthearted place! 😛
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Literally fell off my chair while reading the first line Toe-Knee. 😂😂. Lol. U guys r too much.
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Heh heh heh… Our work is done. 😉
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Fantastic wordplay as usual! Oooh.. now we know Tony drives Tati crazy with his Ukranian atrocities (erm…wow, that actually rhymed unintentionally 😂 )
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Hee hee hee! You got me there! And the atrocities are many! 😛
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love it so creative!! i look forward to more1
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We’ll make sure to provide it, EK! Thank you! 😀
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