Dear Readers, we’ve seen many mad things made from SPAM® such as costumes, musical instruments, and even sports gear. However, we like to do even madder things with it. Is it possible to make something crazier than Sir Can-A-Lot or Can-Jo? Yes. Making answers to spam comments! Welcome to The Night of the SpamEaters®! (Don’t forget to put your bibs on!)
Baby security gates aгe typically made use of on staircases, entrances and somke uneven openings in thе residence.
—Zane
Thank god for those security gates, eh? Babies are monsters, and they must be contained! Let’s stay vigilant so that we can escape this residence of evil alive!
—Tati & Tony (of the SpamEaters® Initiative)
(Anybody need seconds?)
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2017
unbolt me 
The spam golf bag from the spam shop is hilarious. Who would buy such a thing? Outside of a Spam Corporate board golf-getaway, it seems inappropriate almost everywhere else. That said, I’m currently talking myself out of buying that Canjo.
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Ha ha ha! See? You’ve been sucked in too! 😛
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I don,t open spam. I just delete it.
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Sometimes, the straightforward approach is the best approach. Alas, we’re not known for being straightforward. 😉
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Remember the Monty Python skit: Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam…. 🎶
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Every spam is sacred! Oh, hang on… 😛
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Haha, yes and no!😍
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Eat Spam! Good post, my delightful young beauty! Thanks for visiting. Peace be the Botendaddy.
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Why, thank you so much! (Bats eyelashes and blushes.) 😛
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Hey it’s the new Century!
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Tee hee hee! (More blushing…) 😛
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I thanked God for those security gates all the time!
Those Somke(tm) openings, however, I never gave thanks for. That shit’s awful. Cthulu’s minions come through the Somke(tm) openings, and not only will they eat you alive (while you’re awake) slowly after they paralyze you — what’s worse, they totally ruin the fucking carpet. Board those Somke(tm) openings up immediately; give no thanks for them. God hates them, too.
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I’m laughing so hard I can barely breathe! Brilliant, Gregory. Just brilliant! 😛
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“Babies are monsters, and they must be contained!” hahahaha You guys crack me up! 😛 Too funny (and true!) 😉
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The way they gum and slobber on you with… well, evil intent… it makes my blood run cold! 😛
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LOL … You guys get all the fun Spam 😉
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Mind you, we have to tunnel through quite a bit of crap spam first! 😛
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I get the most bizarre spam–almost all sexually and pornographically related. I don’t get it. Do these people fancy my blog as its place for the kind of mess I see in my spam folder? It’s almost unreal.
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Alas, we tend to get a lot of that kind of spam too. And it’s relentless! 😛
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Spam’s not playing fair. I want out of this game with it. Yes, it is relentless.
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Maybe the spam thinks we’re sexy enough to warrant its amorous attentions? I dunno. I just wish it would leave me alone. I have a headache and just wanna go to sleep. 😛
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Oops. I’m not touching that one. Lol. I am, however, gonna go to sleep. Lol.
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Ha ha ha! 😛
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That one sounds like a good writing prompt…
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It does at that, doesn’t it? Perhaps you could do something fun with it! 😀
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It does! Let me see if I can come up with something appropriate… 👾
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Awesome! 🙂
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