The road was covered with tits.
I stopped and took another look. An endless strip, double bulged on one side and even on the other, stretched to the horizon like a runway. I imagined the disturbed artist who frenetically draws tits on roads. Then I imagined how he runs on that strip, dives off the last boob, and flies away into the sky.
I looked up in hope… and saw a row of utility poles that were casting this odd shadow. I felt disappointed. Another story without a happy end…
I stepped onto the first boob and prepared to run.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA
© All rights reserved 2017
unbolt me 
Nice and original!
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Agreed. I don’t know where Tati gets it from! 😛
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Amazing visualization! Thank you for sharing. This made me smile and is pure genius!
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I think Tati was concerned that it would read as too crude. I didn’t think it was at all. It was oddly charming actually. 😀
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Absolutely. And the comments are just fantastic.
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I’m loving them too. Such a variety! 😛
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Yeah … I’m thinking about multi-car pile-ups here or schools empty of adolescent males who have hurried out to the highway.
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It would be bedlam for sure! Ha ha! 😛
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If that post doesn’t make a person smile, nothing will!
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I quite agree, Laurie. It’s like a bouncy castle of fun! 😛
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I wonder what that would look like in Lagos. Or how it will affect the traffic ridden city road.. nice read.
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I imagine the cars would have a very bumpy and bouncy ride. Hee hee! 😛
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They will. But I suspect some drivers might park to take pictures or collect some.
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That’s a fair point actually. After all, it’s not something you’d see every day! 🙂
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I taut I saw a titty tat! I did! I did! I did see a titty tat. Haha! Tweety would’ve loved this. 😊
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Oh my god. I’m laughing hard here! 😛
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You. Are. Not. Right. (But so perfect!) lol.
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We wouldn’t have Tati any other way, am I right? 😛
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Oh my god! The images in my head! Tati, this was startling in a very agreeable way. I laughed and I laughed! Let’s fly! Boobie time! 😛
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I’m pretty sure, Tony, you could be this artist. 😛
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