or: EPISODE 3 // Where Tati Gives Tony a Fungus Face
In our previous episode, Tati and Tony met at the Greater Cachalot Mall in international waters. As they nitpicked at one another, a mysterious man in black turned up and quietly made a beeline for Tony’s suitcases…
Tati sighed. “Okey dokey. Let’s go to reception. I’m dying to take a shower.” She pulled a map from her pants pocket and unfolded it over a nearby café table.
“Why couldn’t we have met in front of the hotel itself?” asked Tony, scratching the top of his head with a quizzical look.
“Conspiracy!”
“Conspiracy?” Tony blinked in confusion.
After ascertaining the most confusing and circuitous route to the hotel, Tati rummaged through her backpack and withdrew a couple of items. “Now, take this moustache and cap. No one should recognize you!”
Tony took one of the moustaches from her hand and put on the green cap. “But I already have a moustache!”
“It doesn’t matter. Stick that one over it.”
Tony blinked slowly at his reflection in a nearby store window showcase while Tati put on a moustache of her own, and a red cap too. “Seriously, we look like the Mario Bros.” She giggled at Tony’s comment. He had two moustaches on his face, and he did rather look like a famous, portly, videogame plumber’s brother.
“Does this make me Mario?”
Tony blushed. “A female Mario, yes.”
Tati folded up the map and stowed it away. “Okay, you can stop scratching your mushrooms, brother. Let’s a go!”
Rolling his eyes, Tony turned to retrieve his suitcases…
“What th—?”
Catch other episodes in this series:
THE PILOT // Where Tati Makes Tony Blush
EPISODE 2 // Where Tati Makes Tony Choke
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2018
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So now you can describe Tati’s excitement and Tony’s smile? 😉
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We could but I’m afraid it would have to be redacted. (It’s a government secret.) 😛
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you are right, we have that kind of government;)
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This is so relatable to my life, I must wonder if you and Tati live in my parallel universe as a carbon based copy of me and my girl on a travel adventure. Or, maybe we are carbon based copies in your parallel world. It gets confusing sometimes. The only difference is Dragon Lady makes me shave my mustache so I can wear the fake one.
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Oh my god! It’s like looking into a mirror! Hee hee… 😛
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LOL! Sometimes that’s more entertaining than it should be. I hate it when my reflection cracks me up while I’m brushing my teeth.
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Mine scares me sometimes if I stare at it too long… 😛
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Oh, I haven’t tried that yet. I try to avoid eye contact so my reflection won’t hang around. A stare-down might be fun. We’ll see who blinks first. 🙂 😉
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Just be careful that your doppelgänger doesn’t suddenly shoot from the hip! 😮
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Whoa! Hadn’t thought of that either. Got my gunslinger goggles on now.
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voted! 😉
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Aw! Thank you!
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