Tati walks into the lounge room in a swimsuit and flip-flops. A beach towel is thrown over one shoulder. Tony walks in from the opposite doorway. He’s in a fur hat and a heavy woollen coat. He’s carrying a pair of skis.
TONY: Aren’t you cold?
TATI: Aren’t you hot?
They look at each other with suspicion.
TONY: Do I look like I’m hot?
Button is sitting in the corner, giggling. He feels like he’s about to witness something fun.
TATI: I didn’t mean if you’re sexy, dolt! Why did you encumber yourself with all this crap?
Tony lets out a deep, sad sigh.
TONY: Winter is coming. And don’t say I know nothin’, okay? I’m not Jon Snow!
Tati furrows her brow.
TATI: Who is this?
TONY: He’s a fictio—oh, never mind. What are you doing baring so much skin in the middle of winter anyway?
TATI: You’re unbelievable, Tony! Where’s your logic? A moment ago you stated that winter is coming. Now you’re saying it’s the middle of winter! Can you please pick one and stay with it?
TONY: GAH! Sorry! I guess really do know nothin’…
Button now has a tub of popcorn and a can of cola. He’s adjusting his 3D glasses as he watches this scene unfold. Tati sighs, and decides to change her tactic. She pokes her finger at a nearby wall calendar. The date is June 1.
TATI: Take a hint, Tony. Please.
TONY: Oh! Okay. It’s the beginning of winter then.
Tati gawks at Tony with great surprise. She hadn’t expected that heatstroke could have such a deep effect on someone.
TATI: You should lie down, Tony. I will call a doctor to come and check your head.
Tati swipes the can of cola from Button’s feeble clutches, and pours the contents over Tony’s head.
BUTTON: What the fuck?
TONY: What the FUCK?!
TATI: Did it help? I can add popcorn!
Button hides the tub of popcorn behind his back.
TONY: NO! GODDAMMIT!
Tony runs around in circles, rubbing his hair vigorously with his hands. He’s trying desperately to get it dry.
TONY: So freaking COLD. I need a warm towel! My kingdom for a warm towel!
Tati takes the towel from her shoulder and flicks it toward him.
TONY: Oh my god. Is that… effervescence I’m feeling? What if the bubbles get absorbed into my brain?
TATI: Then I hope it will revitalise your dried brain a little bit. And that you finally realise it’s bloody SUMMER.
TONY: Summer? SUMMER?! It’s so bloody cold I could snap an ear off, use it as an ashtray, and it still wouldn’t thaw!
Tati turns to whisper to Button.
TATI: Call the mental health facility. Tony is having a fit.
TONY: It’s winter! WINTER! Do you see me shivering here? I’m blue, for freak’s sake! I’m as blue and shaky as Epileptic Smurf! Button, call the mental health facility! Tati’s a raving lunatic! She thinks it’s summer!
Button rolls his eyes and does the ‘cuckoo’ sign at both Tati and Tony. He then takes some popcorn and…
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by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2019
Why Tony? Why not Jon?
Would be apt. Haha
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Why not Humphrey B. Bear? 😜
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Tony,
People do the craziest thing in real life as well. Do you all perform you pieces as well in your podcast? We do fan-fiction radio pieces on Neekology101.
Thanks,
Gary
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Gotta say… Your podcast is quite entertaining, sir!
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Thank you. Someone called it, “Edutainment.” I like that term. Let’s support each other’s podcasts. I thought I followed yours but not getting your episodes. What is your podcast carrier?
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I don’t have one to be honest. I don’t do episodes regularly enough. 😛
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Down the road.
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We dabble on Fan-Fiction every tenth episode. Still developing, but I think think that’s right up your alley.
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or maybe “there” minds is correct
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Locationally speaking, yes! 😛
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Oops! “their minds”
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Yeah, that’s a mistake I make all too easily myself! 😉
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As long as Tati is in Ukraine and Tony is in Australia, and they are talking virtually, (skype) they could both be right, (at least seasonally, not in there minds;) It also sounds like both location’s beauty is enhanced.
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It’s all about perspectives really, I agree!
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Just finished the story on Patreon. I like Button drawing the line of the equator and the comic is, as usual, so well done. Definitely, it is great to have come back to you, dear Tony and Tati. Wish you continued success with your writing and comics and much Love – 💕Marta from the MOMENTS blog
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Aw, Marta, thank you so much. Glad you enjoy what we have on offer here. You are always so welcome here!
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Thank you so much, Tony. I feel very welcome and it is always my pleasure. 😃💞
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Beautiful story, guys! So glad to come back to read your posts. I see you have not lost any bit of creative writing and fantastic humor. This one made me smile. Will keep following the rest.
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Thank you, Marta. We love having you here. 😀
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Always my pleasure to be there. 😃💞
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