There are three things I don’t feel like doing today.
Of course, the first thing is waking up. Whoever invented the alarm clock needs to be spit roasted in hell while listening to an eternal loop of alarm clock buzzers.
The second thing is making a tiny Buddha sandwich. Have you tried to catch a tiny Buddha? If he’s not making tiny copies of himself, he’s walking through walls or levitating up chimneys to make good his escape. Bastard.
The last one is calling my publisher. He’s like a tiny Budda with an alarm clock… but without the alarm clock.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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unbolt me 
There are definitely few sounds so horrid as the sound of an alarm clock. 😛
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Word! It’s a good thing I can’t hear such things though, so in some ways I’m actually lucky to be deaf really! 😛
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I love the image of you having to catch the little Buddha, elusive little beggars! If you eat him in a sandwich does he give you more luck or does he just add calories?
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I’m thinking maybe it’s both… 😂
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Lovely well if you finally manage to catch one…😂🙈
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I could do with some luck.
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I’ll definitely let you know! 😂
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Alarm clocks make me curse. I don’t like to curse so early in the morning, it’s like soda for breakfast.
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I know what you mean! It’s too jarring! 😛
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keep up the good work
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Thank you, Zarah! 🙂
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My publisher gives me strict deadlines. When I give him a dead line or a story about a dead dog, he asks me to rewrite it. Not fair for the writers.
PS: Don’t worry, I am still alive 😛
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That’s one tough publisher! Sounds like he’s unafraid to tell you when something’s dead on arrival! 😛
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Do not prostrate yourself before the endless blusterings of the almighty publisher, Grasshopper.
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Good advice, I’m thinking. Thank you, Obb. 🙏
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Tiny Buddha sandwich?! Sounds…uncomfortable. Very evocative. Still thinking about it now, like 8 hours after first reading. Squishy on the outside, crunchy on the inside? Like some kinds of shellfish experiences? –feelslikethatsreallywrongbutmaytastewickedlydeliciousandohdearGodimcompletelyfallen
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You are deliciously fallen, my friend, and that’s why I like you! 😛
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Hope it goes well with the publisher
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Fingers crossed! 😉
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