It was the blackest black. The roundest round. Nothing in the known universe could match its immaculateness. He stepped back and admired his handiwork one more time. If only someone else had been here to witness this monumental moment…
Darnel closed the toilet lid.
He reached out to flush, but stopped halfway. No way could he do this. It’d be a culture crime. Like splashing acid onto the Mona Lisa’s face. Like scratching ‘fuck’ on the ancient stone foundation of an Egyptian pyramid.
Darnel opened the toilet lid.
What to do? Oh! Instagram it! The world could thank him later.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2020
unbolt me 
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Enjoyed it. I had this thought of people will soon post their shits on Instagram.
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I’m bracing myself for this horrific onslaught… 😛
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This actually is an horrific onslaught. Hahahaha
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