Remarkably, when Ellen awoke the next morning, she was sensation somewhat happier, but her mammy insisted they safeguard their appointment. Ingest crucifer and kale, likewise as condiment green and vegetable.
— EinarMult
Dear Einar,
We know this story pretty well. It was in all the evening papers just a few short years ago. It’s such a sad story too, although some would label it a ‘cautionary tale’ featuring cannibals.
As we all now know, Ellen was a very sick little girl. Like… sick in the head. She was undergoing aggressive medical therapy. It has been well established by experts in the field that she was a sociopath who was against the slaughter and consumption of fruits and vegetables. The mere thought of these doomed innocents would plunge Ellen into depression for weeks on end. Imagine the poor girl’s feelings when her mammy repeatedly forced her to, as you so quaintly put it, “Ingest crucifer and kale, likewise as condiment green and vegetable.” It would have been a nightmare!
So, is it any wonder that she finally cracked, and bludgeoned her sweet mammy to death with the business end of a colander? Yup, she even made her dead mammy wear it as a hat, and sat her in ‘time out’ to have a long, hard think about what she’d been doing to helpless plant life for all those years. And when it seemed as though her mammy hadn’t learned her lesson at all, Ellen simply et her.
And when Ellen awoke the next morning, she was sensation completely happy, despite waking up in a madhouse. A cautionary tale indeed!
— Tati & Tony (Two Nuts Who are Desperate to Find Inspiration for Yet Another Brilliantly Silly Story Even in Spam)
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2020
Is the Mammy the stereotypical image of a Black Woman? I hope not.
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I am ashamed to say that this did not even occur to me when I posted this. It’s spam that we found in our inbox, so I merely took it as nothing more than randomly generated nonsense while being completely oblivious to any potentially racist overtones.
However, I do take your point, and I am deeply sorry for any offence that this may have caused you. I acknowledge that this can serve as an example of white privilege having its blind spots, and I sincerely hope you will continue to point out our mistakes going forward.
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Thank you for your response. DQ.
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Now I can eat dinner.
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Hope you enjoy it, J! 😮
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😀
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Frightening but can understand her happiness.
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Well, she was certainly that! 😛
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Haha
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Dear Tony and Tetiana, you make my mind go where it has never gone before. Thank you for the expansion of my experiences. I love everything you write no matter the subject. Sending you lots of love ❤️❤️
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Aw, thank you, Summerhill. Your support means a lot to us! 😀
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I do believe….I laughed harder at this than I should have. Especially because despite my meat eating I do wish to go Vegan.
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If I didn’t love the taste of meat so much, I think I’d go vegetarian at least. Pretty pathetic reasoning, I know, but there you have it. 😛
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Lol
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