I used to be yakuza but not anymore. I was kicked out because of a tattoo.
I wanted to compose a tribute for the Oyabun, a haiku to celebrate his heroic exploits and boundless charisma. Endowed with this as a tattoo, I would be showing him the gravity of my devotion, my unquestioning firmness to serve him unto death.
Unfortunately, my handwriting sucks so the tattooist misread the haiku. Instead of the kanji for ‘handsome’ he tattooed the kanji for ‘unpleasant’. You can see how the fault is mine.
Or maybe the Oyabun didn’t like me showing him my balls?
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2020
Haha 😂 😂😂
Now show-off that tattoo pleasently
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Hee hee hee! He can try! 😂😂😂
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😂 😂 😂 😂
Great!
All the best. Keep well
The Fab Four of Cley
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Thanks so much! 😛
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Bwaaahhaaaa!!!
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No one likes to be given the sack.
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You win the internet today for that brilliant response! 😂😂😂
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That can happen sometimes, not always! 😁
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I can’t imagine the kanji in both words…
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I’m afraid our interpretation has been a result of no doubt dodgy internet ‘research’. 😛
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😂😂😂
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😛
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