Rabbit jumped onto the road and froze in the headlights.
Well, this isn’t strictly true.
He did jump out but then opened up his cute plaid vest. The inside pockets were packed with chocolate eggs—you know, like they were bombs. Rabbit spat on the bitumen and hopped over to the car, all slow and menacing.
“Your carrots or your life!”
Driver doubled over the steering wheel in fits of wheezing laughter. What was this carjacker nonsense?! And Rabbit’s squeaking voice—how could she take that seriously? Driver laughed hard.
Rabbit sighed. He was sick of eating fucking Easter eggs!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2021
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Wonderful piece!
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Thank you! 😀
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Love it, love it, love it. I liked it too
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Aw, thank you for your heartfelt enthusiasm, Crispina! 😀
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Love it! She said giggling! A voice of humor in a world of way too much seriousness.
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Aw, thank you! We’re so glad you enjoyed this! 😀
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LOL
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😛
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Poor rabbit … might want to try to rob a grocery store next time 🙂
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It seems more logical, for sure! 😛
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What the…? Hilarious. How do you come up with this stuff?!! Loved it.
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We just reach into the cesspool swirls that are our brains and… hey presto! 😛
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