100 WORD SKITTLE // Piss Off (Baptism of Fire)

Snot was streaked down his mouth, chin and collarino like ejaculated soul.

He wiped himself off—his nose too—with a paper towel, then balled it up and threw it into the fireplace. The fire leapt up with a flash of green and devoured the offering. The licking of its lips turned quickly into an ominous smile.

“I saw what you did.”

He cocked an eyebrow at the fire.

“So you’re going to blackmail me, are you? Silly chemical process! You won’t tell anybody.”

He stepped over to the fireplace and lifted up his cassock. Then he unzipped his jeans.

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18 thoughts on “100 WORD SKITTLE // Piss Off (Baptism of Fire)

  1. Hahaha! (Embarrasingly, I had to look up the word “cassock”. Good thing I did; I would’ve missed out on a good chunk of meaning here, lol)
    But seriously, I wonder what a fire’s personality would be like if they COULD really talk. I bet they’d be able to recommend some good metal bands \m/

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