i was an attendant
at a mental hospital
i had my very own key
i’d wear a white coat
i’d carry a clipboard
nick all my pens for free
’twas my solemn duty
to make them hot cocoa
and play the odd dvd
and every so often
give a cleansing clyster
maybe massage a knee
each and every sunday
became known as bath day
i’d drown every nit and flea
but every time they saw me
those violent orderlies
would catch me, take away my key
they’d put me in a straitjacket
and ply me with laxatives
they’d ruin my power spree
they gagged my threats to denazify
with special military ops
i’m putin, don’t fuck with me
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2022
unbolt me 
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Thank you, Anand!
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nicely done Tony!! 👏👏
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Thank you so much, Cindy! 😀
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You’re sooo welcome Tony! 💖💖
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I’ve read the comments and can add nothing new. Except to say, I liked it! 😊
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Thank you so much, Crispina! It’s fun taking Putin down a peg or two!
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Oh yes. Everyone’s favourite target 😊😊
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the picture of putin on laxatives shtting violently made me cackle out loud.
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It definitely brings me joy too. 😆
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They should put Putin in a straitjacket and lock him up. They did it with dissidents under Brezjnev, they should reinstate it so we can get rid of that power drunk fool.
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I couldn’t have put it better, Michael.
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Ha. Got a lot to say about this man.
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I don’t blame you. It’s disgusting that one man can have the power to ruin millions of lives.
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Sometimes one gravitates to the place they’re meant to be.
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It’s like the place was made for him… 😋
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Tony! Say ‘putting’ out loud – it is pronounced PUTIN.
Love the poem – what a twist!
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Thank you so so much! 😄🙏
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You are very welcome!
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What is a Russian’s favorite treat? Putting. Can you read my blog?
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I’m not sure. What is it? And, yes, I can read your blog. In fact, I’m adding myself as a follower right now! 😀
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😫 OMG NOW I HAVE 29!!!!
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