A ‘T’ on its own doesn’t seem too dangerous, but add another one and you’ll get an explosive chemical reaction. Yes, like TNT we make a noise, and that’s exactly the kind of thing we love to do! You see, we’re a strange international duo that doesn’t care much for good manners. We prefer our Ukrainian and Australian creative sensibilities to clash in a big way, to make big words and big bangs, and we love people to watch!
So, let us introduce ourselves properly. While it’s true we’re shameless exhibitionists of the literary kind, we also like to think there’s a bit more to us than that. Yes, we’re great lovers of kittens, sushi, and orderly queues too! Read on to find out more biographical (but not biodegradable) nuggets of awesomeness like that!
TETIANA ALEKSINA
(aka Unbolt)
Hmmm… What do you want to know about me? My bio? OK!
My bio is laid inside my writings… or is lied. I’m not too sure. Yes, guys, English isn’t my native language, but I have the impudence to write in English anyway.
So, I’m an amateur writer. Surrealism, absurdism, horror, fantasy and poems. You’re welcome! I’m ready for your reprimands and devastating criticism. Let’s go! Fire!
Um… yep. Last but not least, I also use foul language. You may occasionally stumble over something that looks like ‘fuck’, so be careful and watch your step!
Being a true introvert, Tati hates correspondence, but you can take your chances here: tati@unbolt.me
TONY SINGLE
(aka The Janitor)
I’m pretty sure I sprang from a womb then got all growed up and big. And then I started writing and drawing things. The end.
Oh. You want more? Hm. Then why not take a look around and marvel at the sophisticated wordplay on offer? (And maybe read my stuff too.)
Tati lets me stay as long as I keep the plants fed and the rats out of the cellar. So far negotiations with the rats are going fine. (Just gotta wait for them to come back and untie me.) I’m staying away from the plants though. (They may be carnivorous.)
Is that enough detail now?
Tony enjoys correspondence, so anyone who wishes to contact him can happily do so here: tony@unbolt.me
Or you can contact us both here: admin@unbolt.me
What? Are you still here? Seriously, you need to go and explore Unbolt Me right now. Why? Because it’s simply too brilliant to ignore! Oh, and please keep one thing in mind above all else…
Enjoy reading!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2014-2018
You guys are so true to what you call yourselves I love the consistency laid here…
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Thank you so much! That’s very kind of you to say! We try our best to be consistent anyway. 🙂
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Good job. 🙂
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I sense massive synchronicities here. You guys are resonating with my consciousness in a mesmerising way. I’ve been to Ukraine 4 times, and my story there is one of similar international unity between two people.
Unbolting is important.
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We quite agree, and thanks so much for visiting with us. That’s very cool of you! 😀
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T&T: I must say, you two make a very enticing duo. And individually you are no less fascinating. I ended up here because one of you (or both?) made their way to my site. In any case, I love Ukraine, and Ukrainians, and my lovely ex-boyfriend, with whom I am still in love with (yeah, I know), is from Kyiv. I lived in Warsaw, and mainly made friends with Ukrainians as a result of the fact that Poles are … xenophobic.
With love,
Tony
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Hi, Tony! It’s so nice to meet you, my friend! I too had the privilege of staying in Ukraine for a couple of months back in 2019. I love the country and I love the people. I’m sorry your boyfriend is now your ex. Still, I hope you have many happy memories of your time there. I’m absolutely keen to get back there once this COVID nightmare has abated somewhat. Thanks for visiting with us. We hope you’ll continue to make yourself at home here!
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Hello Tony,
Just sent you an email. I, too, can’t wait to travel again. For now, here in Italy, we are under a hard-lockdown, so taking out the garbage is about as far as I will be going for a few days–then a trip to the grocery store after that! Exciting stuff.
Happy to have found this site.
Oh, I mentioned in my email my primary site is actually
http://www.tonyrobertcochran.com
Happy New Year from another Tony. 🙂
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Ooh! I’d better check out my inbox! Thanks so much! 😀
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Wow! Both of you sure are unbolted!! Please send me some of your spiritual oil or whatever other “loosening power” you’ve got so I can have funny bones like yours!
Appreciating your humor and style,
Michele
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Aw, thanks so much, Michele. It’s very kind of you to say so! 😀
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