Miss Misliked

of course, now I should put a sexy picture above
and earn an additional ‘like’ below

of course, now you should think, “WOW… a sexy chick!”
associate me with a provocative illustration
and make such a sought-after click

of course… but I’m a total ditz and always trip outside the mainstream
I don’t want to lie to you, my Reader
I’m run-of-the-mill. I’m tedious. I’m dim

so, let me step away from others’ enchanting masks and wiles
and just do what I can… try to seduce you with my candid poetry style

 

by TETIANA ALEKSINA
© All rights reserved 2015

80 thoughts on “Miss Misliked

    • LOL, Henry… Let me rejig.
      ‘Рыбак рыбака видит издалека’
      Of course, yes. Especially deep sea fish.

      Thank you ❤
      Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

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  1. “There’s nothing sexier than confidence, and nothing dumber than over-confidence. Life is all about where you draw the line between the two.” Michael Mikai So there is that – but I “liked” you just the same!

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    • Oh. My. God.
      Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook

      Ahem… ahem… Thank you for your like 😛

      “It’s easy to fall in love online with someone you’d slide away from on a bus stop bench. A little too damn easy”

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  2. I love it Tati… BUT I bet you are as pretty as your words are…. So, even if I am curious, I don’t need to see you!..
    Great poem… Happy friday and best wishes. ❤ Aquileana 😀

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    • Thank you, my lovely Aquileana ❤
      Oh, you made me blush ^^’
      Well… I've posted my photo on my 'About' page… I understand that not every person enjoys chatting with a bolt head 😛

      Have a great weekend!
      My best wishes,
      your candid Tati 😛

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    • Awwww… Alex ❤
      Yes, I know, you always swim against the stream.
      You're my Miss Misstreamed!
      (WOW! I'm artful! Of course, you didn't notice how I started to seduce you… my reader)

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    • Lol! Oh but I may have, I won’t betray the genius in your subtly.
      Or in naming the most awesome beauty pageant names. I can see us now. Surely winning on your brilliant names alone. Champions…confetti as we rock the off beat ; )

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  3. Friend Tati – dull, tedious, dim, ditz? think not
    that you can write about it with certain tongue-in-cheek is evidence of not
    and self-deprecation in any form is so attractive when the intelligent do it

    Big Hugs

    john

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    • You unmasked me, John! ^^’
      Well, it was a modicum of peacockery here…
      But I sincerely consider that a mind can be much more sexy than lovely boobs and sweet buns (oops!.. did I write this?) 😕

      Thank you, John!
      Big hugs and warmest wishes,
      your candid friend Tati

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