oh, how i love her so
she be my brayin’ ho
she got a talent for
oh eee ho eee ho
she ne’er move her ass
lest i shift her mass
she got a penchant for
oh eee ho eee ho
she got them big white teeth
flashin‘ all o’er the heath
she got a passion for
oh eee ho eee ho
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skitch the match
get inside the blow
& let her know
my pockets be funnels to other lands
as i deep reach to link with the hands
of the better man i wanna be
away from their cruel drudgery
light it up, boyo, light it all up
can you smell the comen rain
can you smell the cherry whip hair
them dreadlocks make above her face
she funky smell, she be moisten turf
tongue in, boyo, drink her up
she skunky munky with the badonk
she fill up my mouth & nostril bonk
she make me loven with dream hands
she taken me to the promise lands
hips quaken into her huffen man
hammer & tongs
get inside the muff
& let her buff
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he gave me a shabby old pouch
filled up with pomegranate seeds
& i wondered what this could mean
how fertile he wished me to be
he showed how many seeds i got
as much as happy days are left
& i swore we’d marry right there
no priest nor church ‘neath nude sun’s haze
he squeezed a seed ‘tween two fingers
& the juice sprinkled his palm red
like virginity on crisp sheets
i did not even hesitate
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& god make a fist one day
pulled a rib & make a lady
left a hole inside her that
mortal hunger ne’er could fill
then god make the other fist
custom fit for hungry holes
for to grease her up three ways
make muppets out of one & all
but i’s wise to him
that abba father ain’t no good
& devil plum misunderstood
& why that devil my lover?
in case anybody say
it cos he swear by consent
got a lovin’ temperament
the devil be my lover
yes is yes & no mean no
he hold me in our afterglow
he ain’t the beast they say
but i’s wise to it all
that abba father ain’t no good
& devil plum misunderstood
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Mr Zombie and Ms Werewolf were the cutest couple at the ball. Their ‘Wednesday’s Dance’ was so weird and cool that they performed it three times for the encore. Then for the finale they pulled Sir Gnome from the crowd and performed a rendition of the dance scene from Jean-Luc Godard’s ‘Bande à part’. The standing ovation was loud and rapturous! (It helped that there were no chairs in the dance hall.)
That evening, Mr Zombie, Ms Werewolf and Sir Gnome tried a three-way, but it didn’t work out. So, they exchanged numbers, bid farewell and parted ‘til next Halloween.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2023
unbolt me 