PERFECTION IN ACTION // A Morning Call to the Vice Squad on Valentine’s Day

Giraffe felt quite offended today.

He’d been accused of peeping. Peeping?! All he’d done was pass a skyscraper on his morning stroll and seen two chimpanzees going at it through a fifth storey window. It wasn’t his fault they hadn’t bothered to close the curtains before their lustful bedroom tryst.

He’d turned away, of course, so he couldn’t be held responsible for happening to lay eyes on two dragonflies shagging near said window!

Then he’d lowered his eyes to the ground. Two horny shrews were bonking like there was no tomorrow.

What the hell was a poor Giraffe to do?

Vice Squad Valentine

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2022

22 thoughts on “PERFECTION IN ACTION // A Morning Call to the Vice Squad on Valentine’s Day”

  6. Neck time look for a different root- route, ya big peeping perve! (Nah, at least Gerald is doing his level best to keep his mind out of the gutter. How much more high minded does he have to be seen to be?)

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  10. Haha! Thanks for the giggle. Giraffe can’t help what he sees! Although I have to say, he does have a rather shifty look about him…as though he might sometimes accidentally film things on his iPhone. But.. innocent ’til proven guilty!

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