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© All rights reserved 2015-2018
unbolt me 
Don’t leave the darkroom
Lock up and swallow keys
Just love that
Great piece
As always Sheldon
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Thank you, Sheldon ❤
Damn… why do I have foreboding that you know what I'm talking about?
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Tia …I love your radical ways ! …enriching always ….love , megxxx
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Oh… how I’m grateful to my all dearest friends…
Your support, your understanding… You let me be myself.
I’m happy. Thank you, Meg!
All my love, your Tia ❤
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Oh my! Swallowing keys now, eh? That could be all sharp and hurty… 😮
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LOL! Tony! Everything is relative 😛
Thanks God, it’s just a small metallic key… not iris-scanning or palmprint-scanning… can you imagine what should be eaten in such a case? 😯
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“Lock up! Swallow keys”… Wow… Perfectly said… That’s exactly what we should do to avoid getting back into that dark room!. All the very best Aquileana 😀
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Thank you, Aquileana 😀
Oh… I’m so happy that I didn’t scare you with my radical way to solve some problems!
K&H, your Tia ❤
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Very well done. 🙂
New definition for Phronesis – the compulsion to swallow keys in a locked room. People who do this in locked cars are known to set off alarms.
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Thank you, Joseph!!
Hmmm… and now you made me plunge in deep musing… what can we do with a molecular lock? Any ideas? 😕
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Metamorphic lock – when the molecular lock is is opened, transubstantiation of the Self-metaphor. 🙂
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OMG! OMG!!
I’m an idiot! Why didn’t I think of this at first?
Of course! Serpentinization of peridotite and greisenization of alaskites! How could I forget? Shame, shame on me!! 😯
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Don’t leave your dark room
For the darkness is your last fortress
For in the darkness you will find your true self
For in the darkness you fill find acceptance
For in the darkness you are what you are
An yet…
…you can always check your poo a day or two later
And get the key back
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Ah, Edwin, you know rules, don’t you?
Yes, yes… a second chance!
Checking own poo, getting the key back… holding it in hands… musing some minutes… and swallowing again.
Keep in check your sanity!
Don’t leave your dark room…
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…and after the second, there is the third, the fourth, the fifth…
😉
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Oh, my… Just a thought…
Do we have a well-stocked refrigerator? 😕
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Can I just hide the keys down the side of the sofa?
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Of course, Ashley 😛
But… I should warn you… there are huge gaps on its upholstery…
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i like that “swallow keys”. it’s a disturbing and soothing image at the same time…
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Yes, and it means a second chance. If you change your mind, you can always check your poo a day or two later…
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Thank you, my babe ❤
Yes… it's nice to take control… to know that you're only one in charge. How it's disturbing… oh… and how it's soothing!
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Reblogged this on lordwalt.
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Ooooh my ❤ I'm sooooooo glad I have you to keep me safe ❤
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LOL… are you sure that you love my methods, my dear Walt? 😛
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Dear anything as long as your there ❤
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Oh, Walt… beware my perverted fantasy 😛
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Never afraid my ❤
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