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by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016-2018
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This poem is sensual and spiritual…
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Thank you! It’s certainly meant as such. 😀
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Love the idea of pelvic parsing. I’m quaking too, but with laughter. Proud? Justifiably so!
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Ha ha! I’m glad you’re laughing, Peter. That’s as fine a response as any! Thanks so much for reading and commenting! 😀
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Fuck. This. My GOD! ❤ ❤ ❤
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Not as in “fuck this!”, ugh, I’m so flustered now. 🙂
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Which can also be taken in one of two ways… 😛 Hee hee hee! Your response is priceless, Elizabeth!
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That poem was priceless. Glad I think I maybe, kind of got my point across. 😉
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You certainly did, Elizabeth. I’m just chuffed that I could fluster someone else with my words, just as I’ve been flustered many a time myself by others’. Ha ha! 😛
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We all know what they say about paybacks. I think I need to step up my game! You’re the best Tony. ❤
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You’re very kind, Elizabeth!
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“I quake in you” Ummm, yes. Loved this Tony! 🙂
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Thanks, Em. Blush! 😛
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This is soooo good Tony, really clever and the best line has to be ‘I spread your split infinitive’
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I don’t even know how I came up with it to be honest, but I’m kinda proud of that line. Hee hee! 😛
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Sizzling…(love it…definitely whetting)
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Blush! (Thank you!)
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Brilliance and sexy humor. I laughed so hard, I think I came 😀
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Good lord. Now that’s a reaction and a half, isn’t it! I should be proud of myself there… 😛
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Pleasure derives from the brain. Haha! You’re very funny, and I’m also enjoying your Crumb Casts. I really liked when you said that the world isn’t your home; it’s the people you love. Cheers! 🍻
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So glad you’re enjoying my unfocused rambles. It’s nice to know that there are folks out there who are enjoying them. Cheers! 😀
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Gee Tony, make us all voyeurs why don’t ya 😛
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Hee hee! I don’t know what to say to this, Tammy. Erm… enjoy the view?
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Chuckles~
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Haha dirty and naughty! But well written. Kind of funny 🙂
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Ha ha ha! Thank you, Mandi. I’m glad you liked it! 😛
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Hilarious. Who knew that being grammatically correct could be so….
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…naughty and intimate? I know. English classes would be so much more fun! 😛
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I always loved English class, and especially diagramming sentences. But I didn’t know there was so much more. 🙂
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Hee hee hee! 😛
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