Erm… hullo there. (This is rather awkward…)
Dear Reader, the stuff that was originally posted here has been removed.
We have done this because said stuff has since been included in one of our published books. We hope you’ll believe us when we say we’re not trying to be stingy. No, this has been done to honour the people who have already spent their hard-earned money on our eBook creations.*
If, however, for some reason you’re unable to buy one of our books, and feel you’ll die without seeing this piece of writing, then please contact us via admin@unbolt.me. We won’t allow our Dear Readers to fade away in the dark. We’ll send you the piece in question, and it will be absolutely free. All you need do is ask.
* Of course, we would be like two happy puppies if you too decided to buy one of our books.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2017-2018







😼 I’ll be laughing the entire weekend – thank you!
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This makes me very happy! It made me laugh while I was writing it… 😛
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I am sure! And I am very visual, so I immediately pictured it…
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Yes, I’m the same. Hee hee hee… 😛
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Love it!
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Aw, thanks, Elitsa! 😀
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You’re more welcome! I also want to thank you for sharing your writing. Simply wonderful 🙂
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😀
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Heh heh. 😛
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ouch
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AHaha i liked this.
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Hee hee! Thank you, Paula. 😛
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happy new year Tony! i do so love your kinky humour. my first real smile of the day, as the words were so unexpected!
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Hee hee! I’m so glad you loved it! I love a bit of cheekiness now and then, especially as a way of kicking off the New Year! 😛
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🙂
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Shame!… Shame!…. Shame!… Shhh-aaa, mmm.. 😀
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Heh heh heh… 😛
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Oh my.
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Terribly shocking, isn’t it? 😛
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Yes and love my filthy thoughts.
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Lol
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