you say, “be encouraged”
i say, “be an egg”
so i can lay you, crack you
and eat you raw
i’m feeling righteous
like a man possessed
by TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2017
you say, “be encouraged”
i say, “be an egg”
so i can lay you, crack you
and eat you raw
i’m feeling righteous
like a man possessed
by TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2017
unbolt me 
😊
LikeLiked by 2 people
😛
LikeLiked by 1 person
😊👍
LikeLiked by 2 people
Why Ripley is an egg?
LikeLiked by 2 people
The Alien films take on a whole new meaning now… 😮
LikeLiked by 1 person
I said already,idonot mind lying in your stomach,but see that the egg is not hatched
LikeLiked by 2 people
Gotta let it cook a little longer, I reckon!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Love this
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thank you!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes! Wise cracks for sure!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Hee hee!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Oh … cluck can you see
by the barns sorry sight…
LikeLiked by 2 people
So eggcouraging
LikeLiked by 2 people
Eggzackly. 😜
LikeLiked by 2 people
I like that – so much said in so few words.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thanks so much. It’s certainly what I was aiming for!
LikeLiked by 1 person
nice one
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thank you!
LikeLiked by 2 people
since I won’t be posting this on my site, this post reminded me of an opening line I wrote for a stand up set I was helping someone with…
“which came first?
the chicken or the egg?
(dramatic pause for audience to ponder)
Me….”
now the best part about that joke is some people won’t get it, and I mean get it… ah, double meanings how I love thee… I’ll be here all week try the beef blogginoff…
LikeLiked by 2 people
Well, it made me laugh! 😂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Good one
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thank you, good sir!
LikeLiked by 2 people