EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SANTA’S REINDEER BUT WERE TOO AFRAID TO ASK // Six Word Story #66

Prancer defiles Nunavut’s coat of arms.

 

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2019

12 thoughts on “EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SANTA’S REINDEER BUT WERE TOO AFRAID TO ASK // Six Word Story #66

  1. Question: How does Santa fit all the presents inside a small bag?
    Answer: It is bigger on the inside.
    Question: How old is Santa?
    Answer: Very.
    Question: How does he deliver all the presents in one night?
    Answer: By getting inside the children’s homes. Every single one of them. At the same time.

    Conclusion: Santa is a Time Lord!

    Joke: Probably repeated over 10,000 times already.

    Action: Still going to post it because I am funny.

    😛

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  2. But he could have made off with the narwhal. Think of the ransom with that length of ivory. On the other hand, with a creature as horny as that, who wants to be found.
    Gosh, we must be skeltering into the Christmas environs. My thoughts are slithering into places best not visited. I blame Santa, cos he only comes once a year

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