The bed was rocking hard. It wasn’t, however, for the usual reasons.
Sure, the springs were making that tell-tale rusty sound—the kind that typically accompanies sex—but the neighbours weren’t having sex.
Are you curious as to how I know about their private life? Do you fancy me a pervert who sneaks into people’s homes, poking a hungry eye through bedroom keyholes? Please! I’m not so unsophisticated. I have tiny Buddhas embedded everywhere, and that’s why I’m able to track my neighbours’ every movement.
Anyway, they weren’t having sex, and I’m sure my publisher will find this information useful.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2020
unbolt me 
That giggles me more than i want to admit…i want tiny buddhas!
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Tiny Buddhas make everything better! 😛
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Sounds like a campaign slogan…”Better with Buddhas!” 😂
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I’d definitely vote for someone with that slogan! 😂
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Funny 😄 and intriguing.
Tell us more
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Perhaps we should, Anita! 😛
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Very funny, clever and quirky.
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Thank you, Shashi!
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Can’t wait😁
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Hee hee hee. 😛
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Interested in hearing more about the rocking bed..
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Hee hee. I think a lot of our readers are too, Florence. We may have to go into more detail about that. 😋
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I am sure what these tiny Buddhas are. Are they an army of little guys who spy for you? 😂 I hope I find out why the bed was rocking.
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The tiny Buddhas could be spying on you now… which is a creepy thought! 😋
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Makes the reader think…..
😊😊
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Hee hee hee. I hope so!
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Now we are all very curious as to what your noisy neighbours were up to??? Don’t leave us in suspense. Guess we will find next time. Very interesting and thank you.
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Maybe they were fixing a rusty gate? 😜
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The husband of the neighbour team had a bad tooth and the wife taking a waxy string was trying to yank that tooth out of his mouth and save an expensive trip to the dentist. Of course there would be a lot of action on their bed that didn’t involve anything sexy but maybe some passion. His to have that tooth gone and hers to finally get the bed rocking.
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I’m laughing so hard here! Each of them looking to have different needs met. Ha ha ha! 😂
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I’m not at all sure what’s going on here, but you’ve caught my attention 🙂
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It’s the power of the tiny Buddhas, isn’t it? 😜
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Yea, Right, of course, silly me 🙂
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😋
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