BUT IS IT ART? // Goo Goo McArt

 

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TATI: Bachelor of Visual Arts.

TONY: I’m sorry?

TATI: You have a Bachelor of Visual Arts.

TONY: Yes.

TATI: Your art has even featured in a comics exhibition at the Museum of Modern Art in Rijeka, Croatia.

TONY: Erm… yes.

TATI: You’ve contributed to various comics anthologies.

TONY: Also yes.

TATI: All of this hard work and critical acclaim has led you to… this?

TONY: To what?

TATI: Shame on you!

TONY: Huh?!

TATI: This drawing of a goo goo muck with blood all over her tits!

TONY: Goo goo muck?!

TATI: A vampire woman!

TONY: Ohhh-kayyy…

TATI: Tony, this drawing is not art! It is complete shit!

TONY: I beg your pardon?!

TATI: You have thirty seconds to convince me otherwise. Tick tock!

TONY:

TATI: Well? I’m waiting!

Tony turns to the Unbolt Me readers. His voice drops to a whisper.

TONY: Help me out, guys…

 

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2020

80 thoughts on “BUT IS IT ART? // Goo Goo McArt

  1. This reminds me of a bicycle ride I was on once with a friend. “Taking it easy today, huh?” the friend said. I replied, “I got nothing to prove and no one to prove it to.” Sounds to me like you’re in a similar situation. You don’t have to prove it’s art; to my mind, the accuser has to prove their point. As a now-disgraced legend once put it, “Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence.” I’d say your record speaks for itself and you’re innocent till shown guilty.

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