and so it was, the black sheep of the breed
who hated sunday brunches in the garden
would take to hiding beneath the old sofa
the young man-eater could not find serenity
so he sat and played with his kewpie dolls
he dressed them in lacy pantaloons
and fed them to brimming with liver smoothies
but it seems they were protein intolerant
they emptied themselves over momma’s rug
and so he’d switched paradigms, from meat to veg
he’d tried hard to forget his rabid hunger
looking in to find a peace within the zen
the young man-eater could not find serenity
so he joined a chinese calligraphy course
but the paper and ink were a reminder
of the tattooed flesh he’d not had for supper
all flustered, he confused two similar glyphs
and got kicked out for insulting chairman mao
and so he realised the power of his words
he well knew what it was he would have to do
he would help himself by preaching to others
the young man-eater could not find serenity
so he formed the gloomiest black metal band
and he called it ‘benighted rutabaga’
it became widely known in narrow circles
for none ever bothered to attend their gigs
still, they protected the rights of vegies all
and so he sang and roared his frustrations out
the voice of one crying in the wilderness
then went and rejoined sunday family brunch
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2020
it is also said that Meat Loaf is vegan
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And vegans are a weird kind of meat loaf for cannibals. 😮
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Not a clue what that was about, but I liked it very much anyway. Sending lots of love. ❤❤❤
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Aw, thanks, Summerhill! We are so grateful for your support! 🙂
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The circle of lunch.
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Ba-dum-TISH! 😛
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Enjoyed the young man-eater’s search. haha
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It was quite… visceral. 😛
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did he resume his man eating tendencies at the family brunch?
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I’m thinking he did. 😛
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Benighted Rutabaga!
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😛 😂
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‘got kicked out for insulting chairman mao’ 😂🤣
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We had hoped someone would find that funny. 😛
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It indeed was funny, i giggled…
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