I looked at my horoscope today, and decided to test it. To see if it actually works.
I’m a Scorpio. Apparently, I’m some kind of magnetic personality that makes others go weak at the knees. So, when a nearby toddler fell over and howled like a banshee, I nodded sagely and made a mark in my notebook.
However, when a sweet natured grandad asked me the time before collapsing on his bus seat—chest in hands—I quickly got off at the next stop. I guess I should have told the driver but I needed to process this newfound power.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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That’s hilarious
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Hee hee. 😉
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made my day. brill x
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Aw, thank you! We’re very glad to have played a part in that! 😀
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Typical Scorpio.
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I know, right? 😂
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That’s hilarious.
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Hee hee. Thank you, Jonathan! 😛
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This is gold and gosh I had a good laugh… thank you T!
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Glad you enjoyed it, C! 😀
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Through and through
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Tony,
Hope you are good and your magnets draw in good things.
Thanks,
Gary
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I have plenty of them secreted all about my person, so hopefully I draw in lots of good things, Gary! 😛
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Hey I am scorpion too 😂😂😂 weak at the knees really??!!😂😂😜
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Hee hee hee! 😂 😜
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oh no… I can barely reach my keyboa…
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Oops! 😛
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what is a horoscope
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Here ya go, my friend. Hope this helps!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horoscope
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thanks
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Haha. You crack me up.
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Mission accomplished! 😛
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Oh yes.
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