GUEST POST // I See Your Eyes Bulging by Captain Q

I see your eyes bulging
Sounds like you’re trying to buy a vowel
Drool pooling at the corners of your mouth
All because I dropped my towel

by CAPTAIN Q
© All rights reserved 2021

19 thoughts on “GUEST POST // I See Your Eyes Bulging by Captain Q

  1. 100% unrelatable. My body has a big paunch, rounded shoulders and quite thinning hair. When I drop the towel, you’ll be at a lack of words; and I’ll take your breath away. But it’ll be because you will be having a stroke.

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  2. Thanks Captain Q. Now the mirror’s all hot and steamy! But let’s toss out a quick rejoinder, if I can?
    Wrong End Of The Stick. / Just ’cause you saw my… towel slip / Must you be so bestially decadent? /You know when I said ‘get a grip’ / That’s disgusting- and not wot I meant.

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