His balls were huge, so she’d cut them off and stuffed them down the front of her blouse to appear bustier. Unfortunately, she now also looked hairy-chested!
On the other hand, he was admiring himself in the mirror. Her boobs—so small and smooth with a cute mole on the left one—looked appealing in place of his crotch. He couldn’t believe she’d given him permission to cut them off!
But she was dissatisfied. When asked to swap everything back, he refused. “We had a deal,” he said. “No backsies!”
And he walked away, throwing out his crotch with pride.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2021
unbolt me 
I’m allowed to chuckle, No? I mean PC and all? Cute, and every male out there knows why. Oh, I suspect females may know why, but it’s a different why that I’m not supposed to know.
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It’s all a mystery to everyone really. Thanks so much for reading, my friend! 😂
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Lol. Great Work. Boobs with a Mole. 🙂
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That was really interesting actually! (And not only because there were boobs present.) 😆
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The grotesque humour is an Appetizer,
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Thank you, Anand! That was certainly the intent! 😛
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Love it! Awesome work. It shook up my brain.
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It kinda messed with ours while we were writing it! 😮
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I bet
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i hurt after reading this
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Yes, it was a little on the ouchy side, that’s for sure!
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Sad he didn’t opt for transplantation! 😉
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Yes, it might have been a little less… visceral. 😮
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Um…
Lol. 😉
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Yup. We’re incorrigible! 🤣
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😂
I think it’s fantastic. 😛
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Aw, thank you! 😆
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