when i die, may i be reborn as a rosewood tree
and be made into a fine set of drawers
that you’ll place inside your bedroom
a silent sentinel, i will safeguard your sleep
and i’ll keep your naughty secrets locked in me
sniffing your tiny pink panties with the unicorns
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2022
unbolt me 
What a fantastic thought!! Rosewood would be the perfect wood for that too.
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Oh, I like that! Yes, that would work splendidly! 😄
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I never knew furniture were perverts. 🙂
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That chair you’re sitting on? You don’t even wanna know the things it’s thinkin’! 😆
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i sure don’t. 🙂
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🤣
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Very funny and thanks for the laugh. 😁
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Aw, thank you! You’re so welcome! 😄
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Hey to Tati and Tony…short story Saturday celebrated 50 episodes and I featured some of your stories in the episode
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Oh my god, your podcast is BRILLIANT! So many different kinds of stories so entertainingly performed! We feel so honoured to have been a small part of this, Matt. Thank you so much! Everyone needs to check this out at https://anchor.fm/matt-david-snyder . They’ll be so glad they did!
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Small naw bro, your stories rock might put a few more in the anniversary episodes
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We’d be honoured! 😄🙏
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I was reading this as a serious post but I should’ve known better. That last line 😂. Damn it!
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Hee hee hee. 😆
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Love this! Sweet, funny, AND naughty, all mixed together.
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Certainly as we intended. Thank you so much for reading and enjoying us! 😄🙏
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My pleasure!
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I love this.
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Thank you so much! 😄🙏
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A love tale that dove-tails with creepiness towards a quite concerning closet panty fetish? (Of course I’m no shrink, but sheesh…!)
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🤣🤣🤣
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🖤
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😄
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While I certainly don’t take the previous time to comment on every work you lot publish, I did feel it necessary to at least let you know that I laughed. I don’t know what that says about me, but I did.
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It says you liked our weird little poem, and for that we’re very grateful! 😁
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