Chupacabra was reading Wikipedia again, tongue diligently poking out. She was determined to rope Goat into a relationship. Research would be the key to success.
When said research indicated the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach, she decided to make some borscht. All she needed were the ingredients—primarily red beetroots. Time to go shopping!
However, there was a clearance sale on lipsticks, so Chupacabra got side-tracked trying to pick the right red shade for her comely lips. After all, there were easier ways to get a man. She’d not been dubbed the ‘Goat Sucker’ for nothing!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2022
unbolt me 
Lipstick beats borscht. I would love to be that goat.
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I know what you mean! 😛
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So funny!
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Hee hee! Thanks, Lillian! 😆
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🤣🤣🤣
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😆😋
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So, less borscht for your buck?
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Hee hee. That’s right! 😆
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This is wickedly brilliant!!!! Comely mouth 😄
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Fanks, Cassa! 😆😋
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A good lipstick will always win.
Goat sucker?
The mind boggles.
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Yes, I find that I’d much prefer not to think about it too. 😆
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sounds like something my wife might do (not looking for a another dude but loves to divert from her goals)
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Yes, it can be hard to stay focused when something more fun comes along, that’s for sure. 😋
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