this is the day that divided the earth
mustard or ketchup on your hot dog?
the choice of condiment was paramount
one side wore yellow, the other side red
tension was rising like fermented dough
pretty soon it got personal, with pickles too
insults were slung with side order of onions
and a tower of babel of used paper towels
then out came the knives and other utensils
the salt and pepper shakers, and glutamate
with preservative smeared over more conflict
kept it going way past the point of sanity
this is the day that divided the earth
when the first vegan was immaculately conceived
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2024
unbolt me 
Just as long as one does not put ketchup on a Chicago hot dog …
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😆
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Brilliant!
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Thank you so much! 😀
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This is brilliant, guys!
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Thank you, Dolly! 😊
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LMAO!
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😆
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Both.
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Yes! Why not have the best of both worlds? 😋
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LOL! I wouldn’t bother with the hot dog at all.
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Truthfully, me neither. Have you seen what’s in those things?! 😆
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Jeez guys, how to dress buns and a wiener just ain’t worth getting all hot and dogmatic about.
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Couldn’t agree more! 😆
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“Dogmatic” LOL!
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Tony,
Love it. What is happening with people, they might say. Food used to be simple now we have new condiments coming. Like new emotions Inside Out 2.
Thanks, Gary
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Thanks, Gary!
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Hahahaha. It does seem to come down to that, these days. Nice to read a little wit that only pokes fun at all humanity, without discrimination.
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Our belief is that we’re all just one big flawed mess, so it’s gratifying that you took this in the spirit in which was intended. Thanks so much for your kind comment!
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I’m glad that the spirit was intended. I thought your observation was funny. Laughter is good for all our souls.
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Bring on the laughter, I say! 😀
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Indeed, there is still a lot to laugh about. Irony remains funny to me.
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Not a condiment guy in general or a vegan but you have a point too many tastes to go around for a lifetime. No reason to fight over it though.
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And we can fight over the silliest things. 😛
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I believe some people just like to fight.
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Sadly, so very true!
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