it’s called youtube
& i alone understand that
you use it to put videos on
mostly of the kitty variety
but this here is called mytube
& on it i’ll do whatever i please
i’ll use it to post shower videos
look at me getting into a lather!
& now here are my bits
scrubbed all nice & clean
can you see how they sparkle
more than the glint of a kitty’s brown eye
& now here are my hairy bits
combed all nice & neat
can you see how silky they are
more than a kitty’s licked ball sack
& now here are all of the bits
tucked away all nice & tidy
can you see how they nestle
more than a kitty in big ass cleavage
& now let’s look & see
which videos ring the most bells
& get the coveted thumbs up
down to the lowest common denominator
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2024
unbolt me 
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Big complaint – the video didn’t load! LOL Perhaps, we have been spared though anything would be better than cats!
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Ah, are we more of a dog person, Paddy? 😆
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We have neither cat nor dog at present. There were always cats and dogs when I was a child but my wife despises cats so we had dogs for years but not recently.
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I wish we had a cat or dog but where I live, pets aren’t allowed.
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“Mytube” is great.
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This is what I’ve heard. 😝
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😻
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Ha. I love this!
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Thank you so much!
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❤️
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You make such a social issue funny… Very good 👍
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Thank ye muchly! 😊
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Pretty slick click bait.
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With a side order of whiskers! 😆
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The cats win of course!
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Really nothing beats cats, let’s be honest. 😛
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