by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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Category Archives: COLLABORATIONS
Learn Ukrainian with Putin (Postcard Set #1)
SPAM® Sushi #23
Greetings! Very useful advice in this particular article! It is the little changes which will make the biggest changes. Thanks a lot for sharing!
— Fencing Posts Near Me
Cheers! Very useful comment in this particular article! It is the little words which will make the biggest lack of sense. Thanks for… well, nothing?
— Tati & Tony (Two Super Bemused Fencing Post & Pole Dancing Inspectors)
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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read the fucking manual
first time users
don’t know what they’re doing
fidgeting fingers over knobs
pressing red buttons
yanking their cranks
inserting things in slots
they can’t comprehend
the message on the screen
it says: ‘you’re too shitty for this shit’
so they take a baseball bat
and make a few essential modifications
last time users
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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PERFECTION IN ACTION // Snot Block
I sank my teeth into his regal nose.
It had the taste and consistency of the finest Brie. I thought it could pair nicely with a glass of Chardonnay but was too lazy to disengage and drag my carcass to the wine cellar. I’d sooner dangle from his face like an annoying tick with a Napoleon Complex.
I bit down a little more. The sweet and sour taste of compote with white asparagus began to ooze all over my tongue. Was this coming from his nasal cavities? If so, then this royal drop was better than any musty old wine!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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