It’s the Crumbcast, Baby!

The first episode of my new vodcast series is live. It’s called ‘The Crumbcast’. Please feel free to leave more questions in the YouTube comments (or here) for upcoming episodes! And share, share, share like you’ve never shared before because that’s the law. You don’t want to break the law like a common criminal, do you?

Yours excitedly,
Tony!

by TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2026

WORDS LIVE ON // Mykhailo Marianych

Down through the ages, Russia has tried to kill the Ukrainian identity. They have done everything to present Ukraine as the rural outskirts of the ‘great, educated and advanced’ Russian empire. But the ones who proclaimed themselves enlighteners were merely butchers, murderers. They did everything they could to erase Ukrainian culture, traditions, and even the Ukrainian language itself.

And they are still doing this, even now, literally. During the last eleven years of war, Russia has killed hundreds of people of literature. Writers, poets, translators, editors, publishers and librarians. Ukrainian men and women. As you read these words, others are left to disappear in an unread draft forever.

There is a project called Nedopysani (Unfinished in English). It’s a memorial site for people of literature who will never be able to put that final dot in their notebook, who will never be able to take into their hands their first published book. And so, this is our hard and painful mission. This is what we must do for them. It is inevitable.

Today, we present the next instalment of our translation series, ‘Words Live On’. We have done our best, and we hope that it will speak to our Dear Readers in a way that cold, clinical war statistics cannot.

Glory to Ukraine! To our heroes — glory!

I will shit under a bush in the quiet woodland
In peace, in bliss, amid the scent of grasses
That is nirvana, my dear friends
And like this, in nirvana, no one has ever shitted

Don’t yell, no need to, you’re cynical people
That my poetry’s about the act of defecation
Keep calm, everything will be all right
At the proper time empty your digestive tract

I’m for everything good, may all be well
May only goodness prosper, may evil disappear
And may all kind people live in happiness
May only the Huylo in Moscow drop dead from the shits

Під кущем насеру в тихій лісосмузі
В тиші, у блаженстві, в ароматі трав
Отака нірвана, любі мої друзі
І отак в нірвані ще ніхто не срав

Не кричіть, не треба, ви, цинічні люди
Що в моїй поезії дефекацій акт
Зберігайте спокій, все нормально буде
І звільняйте вчасно ваш кишковий тракт

Я ж за все хороше, хай всім добре буде
Хай добро лиш квітне, і хай щезне зло
Й хай живуть у щасті усі добрі люди
А від срачки здохне у Москві Хуйло

Original poem by MYKHAILO MARIANYCH
Translation by TETIANA ALEKSINA

© All rights reserved 2022

flashdance

the lady of the lake
took off her bikini
the shellfish blushed
hid behind coconuts
her perky high beams
blinded everyone in sight
with their womanly virtues
& strontium-90-60-90

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2025

the wagenblast line

here in the shadows of bowed backs
& exotic tattoos, the late shift reeks
of brokenness & desperation
still, they wear the inside out over skin
& will not be silenced

their fingers yellowed from cheap smokes
belch & burn, cracks on their phone screens
let slip the strain on their fractured hearts
yet they wear the inside out over skin
& will not be silenced

zombie drowse, lulled by a trans voice
to reach past the binary of lost & dreams
laws forbid them but cannot unmake them
they’ll still wear the inside out over skin
& will not be silenced

hiss & shut tight, do not lean on doors
the daily commute, sisyphean loop
can’t wait to get home again tonight
keep wearing the inside out over skin
& do not be silenced

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2025

neigh serenade

oh, how i love her so
she be my brayin’ ho
she got a talent for
oh eee ho eee ho

she ne’er move her ass
lest i shift her mass
she got a penchant for
oh eee ho eee ho

she got them big white teeth
flashin all o’er the heath
she got a passion for
oh eee ho eee ho

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2025