Well… According to Wiio’s laws every next word in this headnote increases the risk of misinterpretation of what I tried to say. Let me be terse. Let me present my new collaboration and my new fantastic partner.
Will Tigs, thank you! You gave me some really important lessons…
(Oh…. And now I will stop blabbing! Wiio’s laws are upon us!)
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Yellow face (Female face), 1921. Kuzma Petrov-Vodkin
My cheerful face seems very bleak
and the hopes I have are hollow.
My mouth is dry and unable to speak.
I live my life in sorrow.
My instincts seem so synchronized,
yet my genitals are sterile.
My eyes are weak and hypnotized,
I spend my days in peril.
My death is near. I have gangrene.
Pray for me, you happy fools!
On you alone I vent my spleen,
Don’t play with edged tools.
My memoirs I now will edit
to spread my story far and wide.
To devil I give all the credit.
He is my savior and my guide.
Though I live my life in sorrow
and my days are spent in peril,
I still wish to see tomorrow
and to do more good than ill.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & WILL TIGS
© All rights reserved 2015






Haha, this is really great!
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Thank you, good sir 😛
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Very poetic. I like the way you write . 😊😀😁
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Thank you so much!!
Of course, it’s not my merit only, but my awesome partner too…
I’m so happy to see you ❤
Warmest wishes from Ukraine,
yours, Unbolt
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Awwn thank you. I am so glad to have met you here. Looking forward to more of your beautiful writing and your partner’s… *hugs*
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Oh, thank you again! ❤
Yes, we’re working pretty hard 😛
I promise the new stuff very soon!
Have a great week!
K&H, your Un 😉
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Haha, and now I’m sitting here in the waiting room at the doctors office giggling like a little child. That women next to me must think I’m a weirdo! 😀
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LOL! You’re a weirdo, definitely 😛
The awesome and cheerful weirdo who I just adore!
(The waiting room at the doctors office?! OMG… I hope, you’re OK, my dear not-Marcel!)
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Ohh being weird is fun and I can see why you find it adorable. 😛
No worries, I’m okay. I just have to complete my checkup for my year abroad in China. I have to undergo so many different kind of tests. It’s not pleasant, but for China I’ll gladly endure it all!
Even though I really hate needles. 😀
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YAY! That’s a load off my mind! (a sigh of relief.)
Can’t wait to see Tianxia with your eyes…
Be strong, my friend! Imagine that it’s not needles. It’s… hmmm… it’s tender kisses 😛
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Tianxia! ♥
You’re so smart! 🙂
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Aww… Thank you ❤
I loved this word! (especially because it includes my name.)
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Shoot! I meant “Will” not that freaking stupid Wii thing Nintendo invented! 😀
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Awesome! WII 😀
You interbred Wiio‘s laws and Will Tigs!
The novelty of genetic engineering!!
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Haha, your comments are always something to look forward to, however it’s 10:41 am on a Friday and I’m curious: How come you have time for WP, aren’t you at work? 😀
I’m finally done with the doctors today so now I’m walking towards the university’s cafeteria to calm my roaring stomach. Me. Want. FOOOOD!! AAAARRRGGGHHHH! 😀
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Oi! Well… ahem… ahem…

It’s kinda a Friday and my boss kinda left our office and I’m kinda alone in the room 😛
But OK, I really should work
P.S. Bon appetite, my insatiable defender of labor discipline 😉
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Hahaha, this is what I thought. Unbolt(ing) alone in the office. The image is lovely! 😀
Joke of the millennium: Me, a defender of labor discipline? Haha, I hope you can still hear the echoes of my laugh on Monday. I am an absolute and total procrastinator. Every semester I am the one who says “Next semester everything will be better!” the loudest and every semester I am the one who sounds like a broken record. I can only find motivation under intense pressure.. for example: writing a 12 page scientific essay about the effects of Deng Xiaopings reforms. Passing shouldn’t be enough, I should strive for more than just passing a class, however I seem to have no motivation whatsoever at the moment. All I wanna do is be on my way to China and sing my heart out under the shower. Why can’t THAT be a class?! I would pass that shit with flying colors! 😀
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* writing that essay the night before the deadline. Forgot to mention that. hahaha 😀
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LOLOLOL! I remember how I was writing my diploma work! I worked a whole night. I was without sleeping about 3 days. I got real glitches. Do you remember Neo’s motions in Matrix? It was me! 😛
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HAHAHAHA!!!! Yes, I remember that! Sleep deprivation is the worst enemy of any student who desperately needs to make it to a deadline on time! 😀 Either you suffer and your grade as well, or you fall asleep and suffer not, but your grade still suffers. I swear NEXT semester I’m going to be a whole new me, hardworking and all. 😀
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‘I swear NEXT semester I’m going to be a whole new me, hardworking and all.’
LOL! Of course, of course, I believe in you and your studiousness (keeping my fingers crossed) 😛
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Joke of the millennium ❤
LOL! I love it! 😛
(What do you sing under the shower? Something like this?)
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P.P.S. I’m always looking forward for your comments too!
And I just couldn’t refuse pleasure to chat with you a bit. It’s a crime! 😛
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Hahaha!! You make me laugh. I’m sitting here, outside, letting the sun kiss my skin and typing words into my phone like a mad person. 😀
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The sun kisses are great! It’s light rain here… but your laugh disperses clouds and makes my day sunny and happy!
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😀
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Reading this certainly filled my face with cheer!
This collaboration rocks!! Pardon me.. I meant to say: This collaboration is of celestial beauty. ♥
So, now I’m curious who Wii is. Seems like a blog I need to check out. 🙂
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And, of course, thank you very much for your compliments for our common efforts! Please, please, check out Will’s blog!
It just ‘must see’ (and read, and follow!) ♥
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Very cool. The flow of the piece just sweeps the reader along, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen you do rhyming stuff very often either, Tati! Congrats to both of you for a job well done! 😀
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Aww… thank you, Tony!
And thank you very much to my fantastic incurable rhymes-addicted partner Will Tigs 😛
Hmm… Yes. A challenge is accepted!
I’ll write something sweet and rhymed 😛
Give me any rhyme!
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Reblogged this on Homo est Machina.
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Okay I like this … 😉 … Nice collabo guys
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YAY! Thank you, Greg! ❤
(sorry for my delay with a response… I was busy a bit… Guess what was I doing? I was working on my lines for our collaboration of course!)
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Of course 🙂
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Brovo!!! another masterpiece my dear!! ❤
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Thank you very much, Walt ❤
(and I'm so sorry for such a belated reply… crazy days)
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Dear I understand, I really do ❤️💋
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