A Sea Change Involving a Cow

We live in exciting times. Anything can happen. Disease and hunger could be wiped out. War could become a thing of the past. A cow could explode into confetti. The possibilities are endless!

And, lo! We – Tati and Tony – now possess the 3D bioprinting technology. We can make the cow. We can stuff the confetti in it. We can make its bottom erupt in an orgy of colour. Happy days are here at last!

Hm. That could get us into trouble with certain animal rights advocates however, so perhaps we should just write more poetry together instead. We’ve known each other for some time now, and we’ve successfully collaborated on a bunch of stuff. And, hell, we want to do more! And so, without further ado, we make our creative partnership official. From this day forth Tony will be joining forces with Tati on Unbolt Me. Exciting times, yes? And we didn’t even need to blow up a cow. Mabel will be quite relieved…

Yours in perpetuity,
Tati & Tony

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2015

43 thoughts on “A Sea Change Involving a Cow

  1. Oh dear– does this mean I can no longer call Tati Unbolt??? What a drag. How dispiriting to receive this news on the first week of November when I had just promised to be positive 24/7. Now I’ve blown it. Oh hell. I can start next month. I suppose congratulations are in order? Do I sound like a rejected lover! I may need to pair up. Anyone? Anyone? Goin, going, gone! Haha! Seriously, I look forward to fab stuff. If not, I’ll un-follow very quickly.

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    • Aaawww. I don’t think Tati will mind if you keep calling her Unbolt. I think the name suits her because she has this uncanny ability to make folks feel relaxed around her… kinda like their guard has been disassembled or something. As for sounding like a rejected lover, it’s okay. Really! I get how that feels because there’ve been a few situations when I’ve wondered if I was ever going to find a serious writing partner. It really can be an enormous help when there’s two people spurring each other on in what is essentially a lonely endeavour. (I hope you don’t un-follow, and certainly not quickly!)

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    • Ha ha ha! I must tell you something important about me. My middle name is “Gullible”. You could tell me that the sky is made of razors and I would hide under my bed for the rest of my life. I’m not even kidding. I totally would. I’m far too trusting for my own good! (Oh, and welcome to the Tati and Tony Show!)

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