Hellja Yule

Slashing Through The Snow
With A One Horse Open Slay.
Over Feels We Go,
Laughing All The Way.
That Horse Is Mean And Rank,
Setting Spirits Alight.
What Fun It Is To Kill And String
Her Up By The Toes Tonight, Hey!

Tingly Hell, Jingly Hell,
Dingle All The Way!
Oh, What Fun It Is To Ride
In A One Horse Open Slay, Hey!
Tingly Hell, Jingly Hell,
Dingle All The Way!
Oh, What Fun It Is To Ride
In A One Horse Open Slay!

A Day Or Two Ago,
I Thought I’d Take A Ride.
And Soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was Found On The Hillside.
She Was So Lean And Lank.
Misfortune Seemed Her Draw.
She Stuck Out Like A Plank,
Knee-Deep In Frosty Snow, Hey!

Tingly Hell, Jingly Hell,
Dingle All The Way!
Oh, What Fun It Is To Ride
In A One Horse Open Slay, Hey!
Tingly Hell, Jingly Hell,
A Merry Holiday!
Miss Bright Is White Like A Virgin Bride;
A Dream For Every Fiancé!

A Day Or Two Ago,
A Story I Did Tell,
To Get You In The Snow
And On Your Back Be Felled.
So Then When I Rode By
In My One Horse Open Slay,
I Laughed Up Sprawling Lies
Then Made My Get Away, Hey!

Oh, Singey Hell, Jingly Hell,
Dingle All The Way!
Oh What Fun It Is To Ride
In A One Horse Open Slay, Hey!
Dingy Hell, Batman Smells,
A Blood Soaked Holiday!
I’m Finally Free With My Horsey,
My Murder Weapon Slay!

 

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2015

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