Slashing Through The Snow
With A One Horse Open Slay.
Over Feels We Go,
Laughing All The Way.
That Horse Is Mean And Rank,
Setting Spirits Alight.
What Fun It Is To Kill And String
Her Up By The Toes Tonight, Hey!
Tingly Hell, Jingly Hell,
Dingle All The Way!
Oh, What Fun It Is To Ride
In A One Horse Open Slay, Hey!
Tingly Hell, Jingly Hell,
Dingle All The Way!
Oh, What Fun It Is To Ride
In A One Horse Open Slay!
A Day Or Two Ago,
I Thought I’d Take A Ride.
And Soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was Found On The Hillside.
She Was So Lean And Lank.
Misfortune Seemed Her Draw.
She Stuck Out Like A Plank,
Knee-Deep In Frosty Snow, Hey!
Tingly Hell, Jingly Hell,
Dingle All The Way!
Oh, What Fun It Is To Ride
In A One Horse Open Slay, Hey!
Tingly Hell, Jingly Hell,
A Merry Holiday!
Miss Bright Is White Like A Virgin Bride;
A Dream For Every Fiancé!
A Day Or Two Ago,
A Story I Did Tell,
To Get You In The Snow
And On Your Back Be Felled.
So Then When I Rode By
In My One Horse Open Slay,
I Laughed Up Sprawling Lies
Then Made My Get Away, Hey!
Oh, Singey Hell, Jingly Hell,
Dingle All The Way!
Oh What Fun It Is To Ride
In A One Horse Open Slay, Hey!
Dingy Hell, Batman Smells,
A Blood Soaked Holiday!
I’m Finally Free With My Horsey,
My Murder Weapon Slay!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2015
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Naughty AND nice. How about The Little Drummer Boy next?
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What do you think, Tati? Should we do that one too? 😛
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wut
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😛
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You should send this one to Nick Cave.
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That would be absolutely brilliant, wouldn’t it? 😛
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I think you were both jolly restrained. Bravo. This sure did make me giggle ever such a lot. I love your naughtiness.
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It’s so much fun turning a much loved carol on its ear, Annie. We kept wondering if we were going too far… all while giggling like naughty school children. 😛
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You’ve not gone too far at all. You’ve done it justice. I’m not sure I dare to do such a thing for fear I’d be stoned. My mind is warped, as you well know. That reminds me, we need to sort out a title. Sloppy.
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Ah, yes! We do need to get on that as soon as we can! I think you could do your own version of a carol by the way. I think it’d be hysterically funny! 😛
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Ok then. If you insist. Name one.
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God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen. 😛
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Game on. I did one earlier. Took me 20 mins and it’s terribly rubbish but it was fun.
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Awesome! Can’t wait to see the result! (And can’t wait to see the earlier one.) 😛
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While Shepherds Washed Their Socks at Night
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Oh my god! Ha ha ha ha ha! Brilliant! Yes. Let’s see THAT one! 😛
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As I said, it’s a bit rubbish. It’s there somewhere.
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Wonderful! I love the idea of something Tati and I did inspiring someone to follow suit and devise their own twisted carols. There should be more of those in the world, don’t you think? 😛
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Absolutely. I must post a link to yours so that I can give you both the credit. Sorry about that, Tony.
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Oh no no no no no… That isn’t necessary, Annie. Truly. However, I will put a link to yours here so that Tati will be able to read it too. http://ponderingsofapixie.com/2015/12/23/while-shepherds-watched-their-flocks-by-night/ (I’ve just found it in my reader, you see.) 🙂
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Awesome thank you and yes, it is necessary. I won’t take no for an answer. Be told.
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I shall consider myself told. 😛
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You two are totally getting coal in your stockings this year! 😉
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Ooh! I hope so! We like coal around here. 😛
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LOL! Krampus has duly noted 🙂
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Ooh! Mr. Krampus! Please don’t pass us by. Come on in and warm your heels by the fire! 😛
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Merry , Merry Christmas you two elves of trouble and joy ! ….love , megxxx
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You too, Meg! It’s fun getting into trouble with Tati! 😛
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Best Christmas carol ever! There’s one for the kids!
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Yes. When you want to bring them up right then only this kind of carol will do! 😛
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Well, my two will love it as much as I do! LMAO Thank you!!!
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Ha ha! Enjoy, my friend. Enjoy! 😀
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Oh my Gosh are you trying to burst my Christmas bubble…Wait I know it’s here somewhere I saw it earlier…I do have a Christmas bubble right
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Oh no, Lady B.! We’re just gently prodding it is all… 😛
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love it… so very wrong.
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We aim to please, Barry. Thank you! 😛
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Love it… so wrong.
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We hope so! 😉
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