Erm… hullo there. (This is rather awkward…)
Dear Reader, the stuff that was originally posted here has been removed.
We have done this because said stuff has since been included in one of our published books. We hope you’ll believe us when we say we’re not trying to be stingy. No, this has been done to honour the people who have already spent their hard-earned money on our eBook creations.*
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by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016-2018
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You could’ve coughed and said something or showed a bit of a warning! I fell right into the trap and I’m afraid I’m not regretting it…
Awesomely done, mate 🙂
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Hee hee hee! Well, it wouldn’t be any fun if I just slapped a big ol’ NSFW sticker on it now, would it? Thanks for reading! 😀
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Yeah you have a point. Now this is one more trick up my sleeve XD
But thanks for producing such refreshing work; I look forward for more 🙂
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I intend to this for sure! Can’t wait to see what tricks you pull too. Ha ha! 🙂
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And I’ll do my best to impress XD
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I’ll keep my eyes peeled. 😉
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I’ve just posted one; hehe 😀
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Ooh! Me likey! 🙂
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Unicorn status…
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Oh, now to reach such giddy heights of Unicornism! Now that would be a thing-and-a-half, wouldn’t it? Thanks so much for reading, M. 😀
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It was my pleasure…hawt stuff! *giggles* keep it up – um, no pun intended…honest. 😀
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Good lord. What have I started here? Ha ha ha! 😛
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Obviously a mixture of gasoline meeting a lit match my friend…good times!
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And to think my Mum always told me never to play with fire. 😛
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Yes, but did you listen to mum, is in question here, T…just sayin’!
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Hm. Point well made. Point very well made.
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☺️😉🤓
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“Fun with English” was one of the categories; sounds like there was fun with more than just that…
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Hee hee! I guess the two don’t have to be mutually exclusive, eh? 😛
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Well that about sums things up. 😊
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… Your response is PERFECT, Fraggle. 😛
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There be quaking between them hills. 😉 I quite enjoyed this post.
Cheers! ^_^
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Ha ha! Excellent! I’m very pleased with this response! 😛
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Next time, put up a warning sign. LOL…
I clearly was not prepared! Tony, this is exquisite: every bit of sensual rawness and I enjoyed it THOROUGHLY!
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Hee hee hee! Yes, I do have a tendency to sneak things like this in from time to time, trE. I’m so glad you enjoyed it though! 😛
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Of course, I did! That would’ve been hard not to! 🙂
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Ha ha ha! Brilliant. Makes me so happy! 😀
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Ah! How so very original and deftly executed! Bravo! 🙂
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Thanks so much, Sir Jonathan. 😀
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Half sheet, half wrestle
We’re mortar and pestle
Excellent lines!! This is amazing! Whew!! 😀
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Thank you, V. You wouldn’t believe how unbearably long it took to come up with those lines! 😛
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Perfection takes a little bit of time, Tony! 😄😉
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This is true. Gotta work at it to get the best results. (Yeesh. Why is everything sounding like a euphemism at the moment?!)
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😄 Because you probably have a mind like me. 😏😃😃
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Yes, I’m afraid I’m not as innocent as I pretend to be… 😛
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Tony, after that boobie podcast, you can’t pretend anymore. 😂😂
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Oh yeah… I DID do that one, didn’t I? 😛
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Mmhmm, you sure did. I wish I could remember all the words you came up with for boobs. It was very entertaining!!
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I remember quite a few of those words. I don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing really. Ha ha ha… ahem. 😛
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A large vocabulary is always a good thing! 😉
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Yes. YES. That’s what it is. I’m just developing a large vocabulary is all. It’s got nothing to do with an obsession over breasts. Thanks for the loophole, V. 😛
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I am here to make people feel better about their dirty minds. You’re welcome! 😋😝
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I shall sleep like a baby tonight. 😛
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Steamy poetry for a steamy day! Now I’ll never cool off! 😀
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Mission accomplished! 😉
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Hahaha! XO
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Lots of potential here: “Here between your open thighs / I spread your split infinitive / You seem to really like it / though your sighs are not definitive.” Couldn’t resist it!
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Ha ha ha! Nice touch, Roger. 😛
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