Poor Santa. Year after year he thinks of everyone else but no one thinks of him. He delivers gifts by the sack load to a gazillion billion entitled ingrates, and do they thank him? Hell, no! If someone catches him shimmying down their chimney on Christmas Eve, they punch him in the mouth and have him arrested!
He doesn’t even get given Christmas cards. Not a single one. Only an angry letter from some guy named Tony. No wonder Santa doesn’t feel loved. No wonder he wants to quit being Santa. But it’s okay, Santa, we still love you. There’s always next year.
Merry Christmas, Santa.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016
unbolt me 
monkey wish tony 100 % merriment of yuletideness.
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Thank you, Mr Sock Monkey. You rock! Have an equally rockin’ Christmas! 😀
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Hey! Speak for yourself! We leave out fresh baked cookies and milk, and even carrots for the reindeer! Santa and his reindeer are well compensated, if only a few of us do that. 😉
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Well, you make a good point actually. If only more people did that then Santa would feel more appreciated! 😛
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Merry Christmas Tetiana and Tony! 🙂
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Richard. We want to thank you for reading this year. Your ongoing support has been very welcome and much appreciated! 😀
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Merry Christmas!!
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Merry Christmas to you! Let’s all have a fab ol’ time! 😀
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Awww! You made me smile with this little post of yours. Indeed we need to make smile to the ones who always bring smiles to others 😀
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Absolutely. We need to uphold the ones who uphold us. Thanks so much for reading! 😀
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I got my 2 front teeth for Christmas but Santa forgot to give me 2 others, then..at 52 yrs. old I still have baby teeth! At least they aren’t bucked! But when those babies fall out, boy watch out, I’ll be a match at the corn eaten contest! LMAO…!! ps….you guys must think I’m crazy!!??? lol… 🙂
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We sure hope you’re crazy, otherwise we’ll have to do something about that. Mayhap we’ll have to invite ourselves around for tea and scones and count teeth or something. 😛
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LOL!!! Sounds good to me!! 🙂 T.
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Merry Christmas and happy new year
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Thanks! And the same to you! 😀
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You need this–
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Ooh! Thank you! 😀
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At work, someone asked me, “Are you ready for Santa?” And I answered, ” I am Santa.” So, that’s how I feel about that.
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Oh my god! Really?! Are you really he? Okay, quick quiz! Where do you live? 😛
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The north pole, but I kicked the elves out. They’re really a bunch of free loaders.
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I had a sneaking suspicion… 😉
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Poor old Santa, his face says it all really!
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Poor guy. He just wants to be appreciated. 😛
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