All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

Poor Santa. Year after year he thinks of everyone else but no one thinks of him. He delivers gifts by the sack load to a gazillion billion entitled ingrates, and do they thank him? Hell, no! If someone catches him shimmying down their chimney on Christmas Eve, they punch him in the mouth and have him arrested!

He doesn’t even get given Christmas cards. Not a single one. Only an angry letter from some guy named Tony. No wonder Santa doesn’t feel loved. No wonder he wants to quit being Santa. But it’s okay, Santa, we still love you. There’s always next year.

Merry Christmas, Santa.

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64 thoughts on “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

  1. Hey! Speak for yourself! We leave out fresh baked cookies and milk, and even carrots for the reindeer! Santa and his reindeer are well compensated, if only a few of us do that. 😉

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  2. I got my 2 front teeth for Christmas but Santa forgot to give me 2 others, 52 yrs. old I still have baby teeth! At least they aren’t bucked! But when those babies fall out, boy watch out, I’ll be a match at the corn eaten contest! LMAO…!! ps….you guys must think I’m crazy!!??? lol… 🙂

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