Erm… hullo there. (This is rather awkward…)
Dear Reader, the stuff that was originally posted here has been removed.
We have done this because said stuff has since been included in one of our published books. We hope you’ll believe us when we say we’re not trying to be stingy. No, this has been done to honour the people who have already spent their hard-earned money on our eBook creations.*
If, however, for some reason you’re unable to buy one of our books, and feel you’ll die without seeing this piece of writing, then please contact us via admin@unbolt.me. We won’t allow our Dear Readers to fade away in the dark. We’ll send you the piece in question, and it will be absolutely free. All you need do is ask.
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by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2017-2018
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Damn. I was thinking of asking Tony out myself, but you got him before me. No worries though, at least you’ll have him on a leash 😜
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Oh my god! You’ve got me blushing now! And as for leashes… as long as I have a bowl of water, that’s okay with me. 😛
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Awww!! ^_^
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Hee hee! 😛
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Get a room!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
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Awww…this poem is cute. I’m so happy for you both.
You two make the world a better place. 🙂
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So do you, Charlie. Seriously, your poems always put a smile on my face. Don’t stop. 🙂
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Happiness heals all wounds.
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Tati and Tony, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
that may be a regional expression or it might also be relevant to a certain era, but I couldn’t help but say it, well, actually, I am singing it.
xo H
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I consulted Tati and she said something along the lines of, ‘Тили-тили-тесто, жених и невеста!’ which is roughly ‘Tilly-boiled-dough, the groom and bride!’ in English. She added something about dough and bride being rhymes in Russian. And then she showed me this…
You may need to draw your own conclusions. 😛
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You had me at tilly-boiled.
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Hee hee hee! 😛
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😂
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😛
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I repeat…. You two are very cute!
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Blush!
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Super cute! Love the deep grabbing words at the start, the sweet poem, and then Tati’s playful response. I love me a good pun!! There is an endearing live evidenced between you two!
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Love. Love… not live.
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Well, it could be successfully argued that love makes the heart feel (a)live. 😉 And we certainly love a lot of wordplay around here! It may be one of the reasons why Tati and I have clicked as much as we have.
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Tati, I like your poem better! (shh, don’t let Tony know…🙃)
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😦
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Oops…but I do adore Tony’s zaniness in his blog posts 🤗
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Hee hee hee! 😛
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Ulp! I hope I’m forgiven…! 😆😂
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But of course! It was a nice save actually. 😛
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Just when I tried to picture Tony pole dancing you burst my bubble 🙂
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Hee hee! From what I understand, it actually takes quite a bit of skill and stamina to do pole dancing. I would be hopeless. 😛
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I wouldn’t know. I would have to ask my husband. 🙂
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Laughing so hard here! 😛
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🙂
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