A man killed his preferans partner and is brought before the judge. The judge asks him to explain what happened. He says, “You see, Your Honor, I called whist. I am showing hearts, but the deceased puts out clubs. I am again going with hearts, and the deceased still puts out clubs. What would you do, Your Honor?” “Candelabra! – screams the judge,- Grab a candelabra, and hit him, hit him over the head, the idiot!” “But that’s what I did, Your Honor…”
unbolt me 
or:
it used to be a skull
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Interesting take! 😉
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Aren’t most of them? 😉
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Golly! I sure hope not! 😛
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I am a fan of criminal fiction, and I can tell you that candelabras are the authors’ favorites 😉
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It was Dr. Green in the studio. I knew it.
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Totally! 😉
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I picture this so vividly and purely fun. 🙂
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Yes indeed! Only fun is allowed to be had around here!
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I’d like to have fun around your blog. 🙂
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Not murdering people with candelabras though… I hope? 😛
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hahahaha!!! No. Having fun as in being eccentric like the mad-hatter. Drinking tea and talking about life and philosophy. 🙂
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Ah, I see! 😛
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Somehow this reminds me of a game of Clue :p
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Me too, Samantha! I think that may have been Tati’s intent. 🙂
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Love it! I’m going to try this with my kids and see what they come up with! Sounds like it could be interesting dinner conversation.
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Ha ha! That’s awesome! It would be very interesting to see what they come up with! 😉
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I’d buy that. Might ring up a hefty sum at the auctions after the court hearings come. Morbid but lucrative 😈
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Well, somebody’s got to profit from this tragedy, am I right? 😛
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Sure thing!
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Playing, that is. Sorry.
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Hee hee. It’s quite alright. I got what you meant with no problems at all! 😛
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Oh you are so smart – wow!
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Someone was plating preferans.
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I think you may be right. 😉
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Has she taught you the game, yet? And the joke about the candelabra?
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I’m somewhat familiar with the game, but I’m not familiar with the joke though… 😛
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A man killed his preferans partner and is brought before the judge. The judge asks him to explain what happened. He says, “You see, Your Honor, I called whist. I am showing hearts, but the deceased puts out clubs. I am again going with hearts, and the deceased still puts out clubs. What would you do, Your Honor?” “Candelabra! – screams the judge,- Grab a candelabra, and hit him, hit him over the head, the idiot!” “But that’s what I did, Your Honor…”
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LOLOLOL. Brilliant! 😛
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🙂
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P.S. When I was in college, our violinists sometimes forgot their bows, but a deck of cards was always ready in the violin case.
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Such mystery by only 6 words!
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It’s amazing how much intrigue can be packed in there, isn’t it?
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So true!
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