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Very nice post. Here in Panamá, we have avocados daily with our evening meal. They vary in size, texture, price and taste depending on the cultivar. Almost always, we simply have them sliced and lightly salted but sometimes we put them in a wonderful arugula, red onion, garlic, tomato salad.
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God, that sounds really tasty! 😀
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Oh delicious in word and taste.
You guys are wonderfully creative!
Will make you jealous now.
At its peak season recently here in the eastern side of South Africa, a bag of 16 big, creamy avocados cost €2.70 per bag. Every season, for a while, we have guacamole running in our veins, and no, we never get enough.
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Damn, I AM jealous now! Still, we love having you here, so thanks for dropping by! 😀
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This is so clever, I just had to tweet it out!
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Aw, thank you, Sarah. We really appreciate that! 😀
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Aw, I like this. 🙂 It had the unexpected result of giving me a sense of the warm fuzzies but also made me hungry. lol I may just have to indulge in some guacamole now because of this. 😛
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Guacamole is yummy in the extreme! I think I want some now too… 😛
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Food is on my mind this time of the year, I love your poem 😉
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Dang. I’m hungry now! Time for a snack! (Thank you, Inese!) 😛
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🙂
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Avocados are like potatoes for the rich. I wouldn’t like to consider myself a couch potato, cuz couch avocados are full of healthy fats 😛
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Yeah, let’s be couch avocados! Nice! 😛
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Well, they are not evergreen/ young. They turn this nasty color of brown as they get older. But that was such a great poem!
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Aw, thank you! And I hear you on the avo thing. They do tend to spoil rather quickly. Fortunately, though, most relationships aren’t like that. 😛
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Love it!
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Thank you, Ellie! 😛
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Australia is in the grips of hipster smashed avo. You lost me………Cheers,H
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Hee hee! I think that’s a fair assessment, Helen. Thanks for visiting with us as always! 😀
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Deliciously written! I savoured every word.
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We hoped it would delight the palates of at least some of our readers. Thank you! 😀
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