Lordy lordy lordy!
It’s been quite a boat ride and a half, hasn’t it? It’s time to take down the Jolly Roger, ship oars, and uncork a bottle of good ol’ rum. And you, Dear Readers, have gone on this buccaneering journey with us. Just look at what we’ve achieved! A grand old sea shanty!
‘No prey, no pay’ as they say in the piratical code. So, no gold today! But we do have a bunch of words mashed together and lifted up in song. So, join with us as we belt out a tale of brave captain Ahab and his crusade to rid the world of evil dolphins! Oh, and let’s raise our tankards to obbverse who so ably put the lid on the whole matter.
wet backs, sharp fangs, dangerous dolphin eyes
waves for crowns and blood in the water
they wade through utter slaughter
captain ahab, hunting still, with wife and son and daughter
with a yo-ho-ho, break out the claret
war is hell, so we’ll grin and bear it
yo-ho-ho, slap up the ship’s parrot
and sing with us ’bout men of merit
their harpoons at the ready, of fearsome size
all prepared to greet the impending crimson tide
it seems that the gore storm will never subside
’til every flippin’ morsel’s been filleted, battered and fried
with a yo-ho-ho, break out the claret
war is hell, so we’ll grin and bear it
yo-ho-ho, slap up the ship’s parrot
and sing with us ’bout men of merit

by TETIANA ALEKSINA, TONY SINGLE, RUNN1N90NEMPTY’S DAUGHTER, PETER’S PONDERING, CYNICALWORDSMITH & OBBVERSE
© All rights reserved 2019








And that….. was a literal and poetical masterpiece.
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Yup! We’re pretty pleased with the result!
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Could actually imagine ’em pirates singing this! Like Disney but more serious hoho ;D
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Oh yeah! Disney with grit, perhaps! 😛
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Haha definitely! 😆
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The poetry of Earth is ceasing never 🙂
Great poetry, I love you guys!
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Aw, thank you, Inese. You are a good egg! 😀
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🙂
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I lovethe theme here. A good poet can write about anything. I enjoyed this!
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Thanks so much. It’s a good thing we had a little help from our friends!
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You’re welcome I can’t wait for for more
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None of the nose-picking pirates survived;)
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I think they call that ‘evolution’. 😉
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I’d like to donate my share of the royalties to charity.
Equal shares to:
“Save the Whale” and
“Rum Rations for Ruffians”
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Such a generous chap you are!
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Love the refrain. Ho Ho
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Hee hee hee!
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Thank you. Seems being bloody-minded has an up-side! I always enjoy these open-source poetry collaboations- they take off on the strangest tangents thanks to the views of the contributors.
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It’s what we love about ’em too. You never know what you’re going to get!
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Very fitting grand finale – cheers!
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Thank you heaps! 🙂
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Very welcome!
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😊
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😛
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